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I think it depends on how bad the fart is. Is it just normal everyday poot? Or is it a my wife made bean soup last night type of fart
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realbrown1
Annoy a liberal today. Hit them with facts.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Ten reasons to vote Democrat by Letterman
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"… Albert Einstein
I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
“We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"… Albert Einstein
I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
“We have to pass it, to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
Point out the honest politician to me, please.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Anytime a story starts with the David Letterman top 10 lists........He's a guy who has a show late night and he begins his shows with various top 10 lists...It's a schtick you schmuck!!
Letterman didn't do that schtick, you schmuck.
Martin Owe Malley is a big turd. I'm no longer a Maryland resident, and I'll never move back to the state because it's full of idiots who voted for this loser. I'd love free wi-fi myself.....until you realise its being paid for by SOMEBODY, and that's why the taxes are just too damn high
There was change......he never said it was going to be for the better
Babagounj
Strength through joy
bhos stated that he was going to raise your electricity rates and he did .
realbrown1
Annoy a liberal today. Hit them with facts.
Didn't he say I could keep my doctor?
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
Did you lose your doctor?