Denver broncos purchased by ups?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by purplesky, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. purplesky

    purplesky Active Member

    WOW,
    It looks like the Denver Broncos have been purchased by UPS. They are wearing UPS uniforms today against the Patriots. :laughing: I wonder how much those Denver Bronco UPS socks cost?
     
  2. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Does Cutler get progressive discipline for throwing too many INT's?
     
  3. purplesky

    purplesky Active Member

    HE WILL HAVE A OJS IN THE SECOND HALF. :wink2:
     
  4. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    The plays will undoubtedly be called by an IE guy in a little room someplace who is watching the game on a monitor. The fact that he never played the game himself and has never set foot in the stadium will not stop him from managing every aspect of the game...right down to calling every play, dictating every snap count, and measuring exactly how much tape each player is allowed to wear on his ankle. The plays he calls will be the same whether it is 95 degrees outside or a subzero blizzard. And even if the game plan is failing, the coach on the field will not be allowed to change it.
     
  5. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Cutler plays for the Bears this year.
     
  6. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    You are "Johnny On The Spot".
    I for one love it.
    Another great analogy.
    Pretzel Man is undoubtedly close behind for the the company line rebuttal.
     
  7. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Realized that after I posted it :knockedout:
     
  8. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Thats open for debate.
     
  9. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I can just see it now:
    The 10 keys to touchdowns.
    The 10 keys to avoiding fumbles.
    The 8 keys to pass receptions.
    The 5 keys to good defense.
    The 10 yard commentary.
    Every driver on the team will be required to memorize said keys. Should they fail to do so, they will be taken off the field during games and forced to wash the active duty players jocks, until such time as they memorize said keys.
     
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    and if the flavor of the month is yards per carry. They will execute running plays when they need to pass to score. The opposing defense will gladly give up 6 yards for a running play as opposed to a touchdown on a long pass and ups will lose the game as time expires. But the average yards per carry will pass a criterion set by i.e. and the "numbers" will be met. (but the game will be lost)
     
  11. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    If UPS did buy a football team, no quarterback would be deemed adequate. Brady, Unitas, Montana, none of them could thrive under that system.

    UPS: "Hey Montana , what was with that interception???"

    Montana " Big deal, we won 38-3 and I had 4 touchdowns"

    UPS " That is irrelevant, interceptions are not allowable. One is one too many, if this happens again, we will have to suspend you!"

    Montana " Grumblleeeeee"



    Joe Theisman would have been deemed a malingerer after his career ending injury.
     
  12. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    Better not have, they just gave us Patriots a whoopin :(
     
  13. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    All running backs would be required to run a straight line up the middle No weaving , no deviating from that straight line.
     
  14. purplesky

    purplesky Active Member

    I guess the Broncos are for real after all. I had my doubts but if they beat the Chargers they should be playoff bound. Although it is early to make predictions.
     
  15. danlin

    danlin Member

    It is a bit early for predictions...but even I figured they would have at least one loss by now.
     
  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    And in order to save money, IE will only allow them to have 8 or 9 men on the field at one time except during the 4th quarter when they will have 10.
     
  17. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    They would have said Joe Theisman's injury was avoidable because he failed to observe the 10 keys to avoiding broken legs whilst standing in the pocket.
     
  18. BLACKBOX

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    I'm sure I'd like to see those 6'6" 320 lb mansters get into a sprinter and deliver air.
     
  19. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    lol

    well played
     
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    oh we could go on with this theme forever. And the remaining guys on the bench will have to go home without pay.