Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

All us midwesterners know this is true but Dilli and the rest think its a hoax. MW`ers, tell your stories of experiences with the poisonous cows of north america.
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
All us midwesterners know this is true but Dilli and the rest think its a hoax. MW`ers, tell your stories of experiences with the poisonous cows of north america.


Poisonous cows are dangerous, but very rarely fatal. Great Whites on the other hand are killing machines.
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This is a species called the Gurnsee, also called the two step. Thats as far as you`ll get after one of their bites. They have distinctive color patterns to warn of their deadliness.
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Dizzee

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The last thing that many a camper has heard, was a gentle moo, and the delicate clank of a cow bell.
 
Whats worse is the males in mating season. You`ll still die of the bite but its only given after they finish copulating with their victim. Since they`re very well hung most want to die afterwards anyway.
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
My grandfather kept a herd of Holsteins for Al Capone in Northern Wisconsin off of Highway 8.
The cows were very effective in protecting bootleg whiskey from revenue men.
I grew up listening to those damn stories...
 
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