Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by cachsux, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    All us midwesterners know this is true but Dilli and the rest think its a hoax. MW`ers, tell your stories of experiences with the poisonous cows of north america.
     
  2. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    ​YA! OK
     
  3. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs


    Poisonous cows are dangerous, but very rarely fatal. Great Whites on the other hand are killing machines.[​IMG]
     
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Isn't that Flipper ?
     
  5. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I think these posts are very helpful in helping us all to be aware of Dangerous cows...............
     
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    [​IMG]

    Poisonous and they run in packs like piranha too.
     
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    This is a species called the Gurnsee, also called the two step. Thats as far as you`ll get after one of their bites. They have distinctive color patterns to warn of their deadliness.
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  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    ​Mad Cow Disease
     
  9. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    The last thing that many a camper has heard, was a gentle moo, and the delicate clank of a cow bell.
     
  10. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Whats worse is the males in mating season. You`ll still die of the bite but its only given after they finish copulating with their victim. Since they`re very well hung most want to die afterwards anyway.
     
  11. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    My grandfather kept a herd of Holsteins for Al Capone in Northern Wisconsin off of Highway 8.
    The cows were very effective in protecting bootleg whiskey from revenue men.
    I grew up listening to those damn stories...
     
  12. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Baby cows are cute.
    Those are not not baby cows.
     
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    The one on the left is the penis.
     
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Tasty too. That`s why we eat them. It`s eat or be eaten.
     
  15. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    False information.
     
  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    The one on the right?
     
  17. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    No....
     
  18. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    We`re running out of options. One of them has to be.
     
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    No, one of them doesn't have to be. Something so fun can't be that gross.:sick:
     
  20. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Ask Maria Schriver.