Dilligaf wants to hit 10000 posts by today. Give her something to talk about!

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by cachsux, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Hey, do they have discount travel in AZ? Did anyone from AZ ever invent something? Are people from AZ superior?

  2. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Hey, why don't you tell us what your screen name means!

    Do you like guns? I like guns! I bet you have some nice guns! How are your guns???
  3. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    Have you ever seen a cactus? How about a scorpion? I don't think girls should be allowed to ride motorcycles, do you?
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I hate the desert......how bout u ??
  5. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Dilli, These man-boy's are just trying to occupy your time. They are afraid of losing their Harley Ridin' woman to a stranger.

    Did anyone offer to assist in the monumental task of turning out the amount of posts required to hit 10000?

    Allow me as your "Matron of Honor" (Fethrs and I) on BC to step up to the task of beating these men to submission!!
    (Sorry, sometimes you have to step up to the plate without being asked.....)

    Dizzee - Your task (and you are NOT allowed to decline) is to create the Wedding and Reception (ala "Elephant Tale").

    Dilli will be in WHITE Wedding Harley Leathers - use the WWW and search.
    Red American Beauty Roses are the official flower - based on HD 100th experience of delivering massive quantities to Milwaukee Florist's.

    Dizzee - this is your finest hour!! Make us proud.

    Over (EYEBALL - that got your attention) - Your task (and you are NOT allowed to decline) is to oversee ALL.
    Assignment is based on your recent experience.
    Do NOT take this assignment for granted.

    Cach - YOU started this - YOUR assignment is the as the ENFORCER.

    Music director position is open...however, before I even consider anyone one for this assignment, applicant is required to explain what song opened the 100th Grand Finale in 2003.

    Then, applicant must explain how the said artist could have recouped the performance by opening with what songs.

    You have your assignments....GET TO IT... NOW!!!
  6. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    Is it just me, or does this say, Dizzee get to work and you other guys can watch?
  7. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    More -- I am glad you showed up.

    Your assignment is the cake. The Bride has final say in the design - keep in mind that EYEBALL is the final say on the budget and cost.
    I want you to fully explain each design you submit to our Bride.

    I also would like you to make menu suggestions.
  8. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    The other guys have a role.
    Don't worry about what they are doing.

    We need a venue - created for this wedding - please get to work!!
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    This is the kind of menu I'm talkin' about !!!
    Porterhouse steak
  10. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    More, good start.

    Please continue this task and remember the Bride will be in leathers.

    The first cake represents "crotch rockets" - please concentrate on Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
    The second cake - the Bride is in a Beautiful Dress. The motorcycle is good.

    More, I know you will continue working hard on this project and I look forward to your future presentation.
  11. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    More, Good choice, making me smile.
    Now, notice the rear wheel of the bike....the shock is visible making the bike a Dyna.
    This is a good representation of a birthday cake.
    (you also get - AJ points)
  12. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Where is Meno?

    I have assignment for her!!

    Meno - report in for duty.

    Dilli needs a "STAG" party and a Bridal Shower!!!
  13. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Me thinkin the elephant dude is gonna be a sweaty mess.....
  14. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Good Start.

  15. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

  16. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

  17. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

  18. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Meno...good start.

    Keep in mind the variety of choices available for the Stag Party.
    Please advise the tentative guest list for my final approval.

    Also do the same for the bridal shower.

    And Meno, remember, the guest list for the two different events and activities scheduled are not for everyone.
    Please keep the bridal shower clean, our Dilli is a beautiful lady and I foresee an elegant event.

    Now, the stag party, please advise if you will plan a co-ed event and this party can get down and dirty!!
    Keep me (us) informed of your plans and remember the budget.

    Thank you for taking on this project.
  19. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    All please continue in your assigned roles.
    and remember...I am not afraid to crack the whip.
  20. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia