Does this happen often?

[Covemastah]

They were a pain in the rear. Chances were about 100% you would be dealing with some old hag who thought her poop didn't stink.

you make sure to tell them Sonny I have a button that's coming off !!!
Lol

 

[badpal]

Best one ever i had a 100+ pound call tag for a an apartment on 3rd floor.. knock on door. Hot girl answers.... im here to pick up package... opens door, its a dresser all put together.. i said whats wrong.. she said its warped... from aquick look i already knew what was wrong...she said the drawers dont go in.... i asked who put it together,, expecting it was her... no my boyfriend.... i said you need a man.. u got a screwdriver... i can fix this in a minute.. the tracks were on upside down... duuh... thankfully im a honest and respectful guy... she was soo damn fine... customer happy... and the only reason i helped her is...... i didnt feel like lugging that back.... and being a good person

Hope you sheeted it NR1, so you had an excuse to stop and see her two more times.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Best one ever i had a 100+ pound call tag for a an apartment on 3rd floor.. knock on door. Hot girl answers.... im here to pick up package... opens door, its a dresser all put together.. i said whats wrong.. she said its warped... from aquick look i already knew what was wrong...she said the drawers dont go in.... i asked who put it together,, expecting it was her... no my boyfriend.... i said you need a man.. u got a screwdriver... i can fix this in a minute.. the tracks were on upside down... duuh... thankfully im a honest and respectful guy... she was soo damn fine... customer happy... and the only reason i helped her is...... i didnt feel like lugging that back.... and being a good person

Hopefully it was her underwear drawers you had to fix.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

What if was Playboy's Miss July?

She should probably change out of that bikini before putting that hutch together.

 

[Johney]

Best one ever i had a 100+ pound call tag for a an apartment on 3rd floor.. knock on door. Hot girl answers.... im here to pick up package... opens door, its a dresser all put together.. i said whats wrong.. she said its warped... from aquick look i already knew what was wrong...she said the drawers dont go in.... i asked who put it together,, expecting it was her... no my boyfriend.... i said you need a man.. u got a screwdriver... i can fix this in a minute.. the tracks were on upside down... duuh... thankfully im a honest and respectful guy... she was soo damn fine... customer happy... and the only reason i helped her is...... i didnt feel like lugging that back.... and being a good person

Dear Penthouse....

 

[Covemastah]

Did she send you on your way with at least a few panties ??

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Best one ever i had a 100+ pound call tag for a an apartment on 3rd floor.. knock on door. Hot girl answers.... im here to pick up package... opens door, its a dresser all put together.. i said whats wrong.. she said its warped... from aquick look i already knew what was wrong...she said the drawers dont go in.... i asked who put it together,, expecting it was her... no my boyfriend.... i said you need a man.. u got a screwdriver... i can fix this in a minute.. the tracks were on upside down... duuh... thankfully im a honest and respectful guy... she was soo damn fine... customer happy... and the only reason i helped her is...... i didnt feel like lugging that back.... and being a good person

You got a handy too, didn't you?

 

[Brownslave688]

You got a handy too, didn't you?

Sounds like he had a call tag for clerk girls dresser.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Sounds like he had a call tag for clerk girls dresser.

 

[Brownslave688]

One of the drivers I load for says that recipients ask him all the time to assemble the thing they ordered and where to put it in their house (mostly furniture). People don't actually do this; they know you're just delivering the package right?

Happens all do the time. I just ignore them.

 

[Brownslave688]

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You go back and give me a funny for that. I know you laughed.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You go back and give me a funny for that. I know you laughed.

There is a distinct possibility I grinned and called you a SOB