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uber
Guest
Got bit by a dog today. It ever happen to you?
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Yes. Got bit by a cat once also. Ever happen to you?
Pkgdriver707
Member
Been bit twice in last three months...you here it all the time..." oh, my dog is okay" Yeah Right lol
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
I was bitten by a fly. Was out for 8 months.
Anonymous 10
Guest
I've been bit at least ten times. The dogs in Oregon must be smoking pot with their owners or something.
Packmule
Well-Known Member
While visiting relatives in Oregon, we went to a place to look at puppies and my daughter was attacked by a dog. Yes Oregon dogs are on something!!
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Now you know how to get a half day when you want it.
rod
Retired 22 years
Congratulations, that's good for 2 or 3 thousand from their homeowners policy.
Sue, sue, sue, teach them a lesson!
Leftinbuilding
Well-Known Member
I think geese are the worst. In rattlesnake country people keep geese because they will kill a snake, but a snakes bite can't penetrate the goose's down. I have had them charge me and try to bite. I have kicked them, stuck a DIAD in their face, as well as literally turn and run, lol. They can be very intimidating. But....I didn't worry about rattlesnakes at those stops.
Leftinbuilding
Well-Known Member
Once had a woman intentionally let her dog out to "see if he will bite." She said there had been some rapes in her area and she had bought the dog for protection, but didn't know if he would really bite someone. He tried, but he probably had second thoughts on the next person she used as a test dummy. Needless to say, she and I had an understanding before I left.
Dracula
Package Car is cake compared to this...
I got bit nine times in 22 years in package car. Most were smaller, Paris Hilton-type yappers. Always going for my ankle or Achilles heel. Little rat bastards. Also got on the business end of Rottweilers, two separate times. Those were the worst. If the owner was there, they always said, "He won't bite." On my rural route, I had a bunch of really cool blue-heelers. A old boy once told me to watch out for them. Never had a problem, until one caught me unaware one day, wamling up to a porch. He flew by me one way, and I didn't think anything of it. Came back from the porch, towards the PC, looked up, and saw this mad blue-heeler jumping through the air trying to get me. He missed, and I charged back to the PC without getting bit. Good thing I had toilet paper in the truck.
The only thing worse than that throbbing you feel with each heartbeat at a bite wound, is the very painful antibiotic shot a got in the ass two separate times in the ER.
Oh yeah, 7 of those nine times I got bit, management said it was my fault. Go figure.
The only thing worse than that throbbing you feel with each heartbeat at a bite wound, is the very painful antibiotic shot a got in the ass two separate times in the ER.
Oh yeah, 7 of those nine times I got bit, management said it was my fault. Go figure.
Anonymous 10
Guest
I e been charged by them also its not very fun.
Re-Raise
Well-Known Member
The day I run from a goose is the day they can have my man card. Come on man it is a damn bird.
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
I got kicked by a mule once.
Got bit 3 years ago. Sue the friend-cker any lawyer will take your case it a automatic win they get 1/3 you get the rest after they pay any comp claims (ie hospital bills)... I got $3500.
