Dorothy, Toto, and the ground drivers.....C'mon KANSAS!!!

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by thedownhillEXPRESS, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

  2. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

  3. Lordtekk

    Lordtekk New Member

    Are you being sarcastic or are you serious ?
     
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2012
  4. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    You apparently haven't read the "Making Ends Meet" thread. Having a little fun with one of the posters. "This company screws it's employees too much! This company screws it's employees too little! This company screws it's employees just right!!!
     
  5. Lordtekk

    Lordtekk New Member

    So I'm assuming the screwing for you is just fine ?
     
  6. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty much celibate these days...:hesaidsmiley:
     
  7. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    We all know how this movie ends.
     
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member


    The flying box monkeys start an overnight delivery service and then The Wicked Warlock of the South casts a spell on lawmakers so he can shift most of his volume to cheaper tattooed box monkeys that can't fly?
     
  9. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Don't forget about the return to reality too!!
    Only over the rainbow can the ground creatures not be considered "employees"....
     
  10. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And the flying box monkeys, their wings clipped, come falling to the ground where the far tougher, non-crybaby, tattoed box monkeys take their lunch and crap on their pretty little heads.
     
  11. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    ^^^ Oh man, BB, you're killing me.
     
  12. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    And then the Ground box monkey :censored2: on the grave of the "lucky" previously flying box monkey.:happy-very:
     
  13. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member


    Plausible, since its rumored most ground drivers can't afford indoor plumbing anyways..
     
  14. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Just another Saturday night at BBSam's...
     
  15. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    BBSam's...I like it. Maybe I'll open a neighborhood bar...
     
  16. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    ...and Express drivers get off on that kind of thing.
     
  17. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    If I come in and order an MFE will you huff and puff and blow a bunch of smoke then give me whatever you want to and I'll gripe while I take it then ask for another?
     
  18. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Yep. I'll even do it in women's panties with leather chaps.
     
  19. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    You could only allow Democrats in and your theme song would be "Where Everybody Knows Your Game"...
     
  20. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    No.The flying box monkeys throw water on the Wicked Warlock of the South, and he melts away, crying "Job Creator. Job Creator". After he's gone, the Wizards of The Supreme Court says the independent contractor tattooed box monkeys are actually employees, and rules they have to clean-up their crap and shampoo the heads of the flying box monkeys. See,a happy ending.