Dumb questions

[dezguy]

How about when a customer asks you if they're allowed to sign it? My reply is always "doesn't matter to me. I just need something written on the screen."

I couldn't care less if you or your manager signs.

 

[Wally]

Wesla,

There are no dumb questions, unless you are management.

 

[upsbeernut]

I like the random question of ;Do you know what happened to my package it shows on line it was delivered? Well if you look a little closer it was signed for at the post office and you will get it whenever they feel like scanning it into their system which might be in 2 days. Sorry sir or man! I didn't do it.

 

[WESLA]

"Too much of a to wait two seconds."

Lol sure thing Dave.
It's harder on a tcd where the bid driver for said route knows exactly who to take it to.
I always wait patiently and am usually not rude.

 

[superballs63]

Leave with the package? And sheet it up as what?

Refused, did not want. Or Not ready one, maybe they'll be more eager to sign the next day

 

[superballs63]

"Too much of a to wait two seconds."

I may be a , but at least my wife is still with me.

Ass

 

[upsbeernut]

Heres one for ya, Now do you go back to the hub and reload?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I may be a , but at leat my wife is still with me.

That's strange, she was with me last night.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Refused, did not want. Or Not ready one, maybe they'll be more eager to sign the next day

Send it back---really piss them off.

Go back the next day----do you really think they are going to more willing to sign, now that you have shown what a DH you are?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

That's strange, she was with me last night.

The last time you touched a breast...it was coated with 11 herbs and spices.

 

[superballs63]

That's strange, she was with me last night.

Come on down to the Keystone state Dave, I would LOVE to have you say that #$@! to my face. come on down.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Come on down to the Keystone state Dave, I would LOVE to have you say that #$@! to my face. come on down.

Chill, Balls...He isn't worth it.

 

[superballs63]

Chill, Balls...He isn't worth it.

Agreed, but I would just love to S#$! down his throat

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Agreed, but I would just love to S#$! down his throat

Ten bucks says he reported that post as a threat...lol

 

[dezguy]

How about when you do a pickup at a house and the customer asks "Now do you drive it to *destination*?

Yes, ma'am. I've leaving right now to drive 2000 km so your package can be in California by tomorrow.

 

[ManInBrown]

There are retail establishments where only the manager or supervisor on duty are allowed to sign for packages. You very well could be getting that employee in trouble by convincing her it is OK to sign for packages.

Obviously Dave. It's not a blanket thing I do. I'm not going to make some kid sign for something at a jewelry store. But an envelope or a Quill box at a Dollar Store, I will absolutely do it.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Obviously Dave. It's not a blanket thing I do. I'm not going to make some kid sign for something at a jewelry store. But an envelope or a Quill box at a Dollar Store, I will absolutely do it.

And if the employee knows that their boss doesn't allow them to sign...they wouldn't cave because the ups man said it was okay. Unless he's hot...then all bets are off...lol

 

[VonDutch]

That's strange, she was with me last night.

Lot's of girls have gay best friends.

 

[superballs63]

Ten bucks says he reported that post as a threat...lol

Probably, but I reported him for calling me a . I've been called worse by better people though haha

 

[upschuck]

Go back the next day----do you really think they are going to more willing to sign, now that you have shown what a DH you are?

Yes, unless they don't want it that day either.

How long are you willing to wait to get that box signed for? 1 min, 5 mins You know that "30 secs" usually turns into a couple mins.

No DH about it, my management team(who pay my wages) does not want me to wait that long, or search for someone to sign when an employee is standing in front of me.