Embarassing Moments !!

[Bagels]

I mooned my hairy butt to my supervisor, just as the center manager walked by. Oh wait, that wasn't me...
http://www.browncafe.com/forum/f39/so-i-walked-out-building-today-348577/

 

[Brownslave688]

You guys have got some real zingers tonight. Glad I could lighten the mood.

 

[Cementups]

Walked in on a pastor jerking off in his office at the church.

I go this one....

Soooo......the pastor was polishing the bishop?

 

[BSWALKS]

I go this one....

Soooo......the pastor was polishing the bishop?

i don't think it ever happened. He's just trying to pull a fast one on us!!!

 

[Brownslave688]

I go this one....

Soooo......the pastor was polishing the bishop?

i don't think it ever happened. He's just trying to pull a fast one on us!!!

I really wish it had not happened trust me.

 

[stoni24]

Pulled up to a house after dark(man and his dog waiting for package). I open bulkhead door and out pops a black lab I had unknowingly picked up at last stop! Lab jumps on his dog and they both run off. Owner looks at me like WTF. I finally catch lab and get him back in truck. Give him package and leave. Yes I took the lab back home. Can't believe he didn't call that in on me. Moral of story... Close bulkhead door at every stop.

 

[BSWALKS]

I really wish it had not happened trust me.

I'm sure you do. The pastor trying to explain himself is the worst part for you. I mean everyone does it. He'll I'm doing it now. And I just did it another 2 times. But to walk in on somebody, ugh! Ya I'd have to bury that deep in the memory bank. Block it off way back & lock it down!

 

[Brownslave688]

Pulled up to a house after dark(man and his dog waiting for package). I open bulkhead door and out pops a black lab I had unknowingly picked up at last stop! Lab jumps on his dog and they both run off. Owner looks at me like WTF. I finally catch lab and get him back in truck. Give him package and leave. Yes I took the lab back home. Can't believe he didn't call that in on me. Moral of story... Close bulkhead door at every stop.

That's not a moral it's a method.

 

[onestoptogo]

Had a delivery to resi that required a signature. Knocked on door and said "UPS". Heard a voice say "Come on in".
I opened the unlocked door and walked in, but did not see anybody. Again I hear "Come on in" and I looked to
the corner of the room to see this talking parrot in a cage. Just as I was about to sneak back out the front door, this half dressed women walks in from another room. She says "Oh, he got you. He gets everybody".

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

i would never sign for the package. you are looking for trouble if you do. leave a del. notice and they can sign notice and leave the package the folowing day.

I also deliver to a funeral home. The owners are family friends. The packages are left on their enclosed front porch, which is also where the mailman leaves their mail, and I sign for them. I have never had a claim for this stop and they take care of me at Christmas.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Had a delivery to resi that required a signature. Knocked on door and said "UPS". Heard a voice say "Come on in".
I opened the unlocked door and walked in, but did not see anybody. Again I hear "Come on in" and I looked to
the corner of the room to see this talking parrot in a cage. Just as I was about to sneak back out the front door, this half dressed women walks in from another room. She says "Oh, he got you. He gets everybody".

Word of advice----when they say "come in" you should politely decline.

 

[serenity now]

I also deliver to a funeral home. The owners are family friends. The packages are left on their enclosed front porch, which is also where the mailman leaves their mail, and I sign for them. I have never had a claim for this stop and they take care of me at Christmas.

when you sign for them, your name or their name?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

when you sign for them, your name or their name?

Mine. Doing otherwise would be forgery.

 

[Bubblehead]

I also deliver to a funeral home. The owners are family friends. The packages are left on their enclosed front porch, which is also where the mailman leaves their mail, and I sign for them. I have never had a claim for this stop and they take care of me at Christmas.

I wish I could work in Mayberry.
I dont think you do these things FOR your customers, rather you do them for your own ego.
You are way to eager to tell these stories to anybody who will listen.
I hope some day you will find a way to forgive yourself for whatever demons loom in your "closet".

 

[serenity now]

Mine. Doing otherwise would be forgery.

just curious, that's all

in a case where i decide to sign the board in order to leave a package it will always be my name

gives me an idea for a new thread * could be a barn burner

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

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[serenity now]

well, it just got ugly on #36

 

[Bubblehead]

....and I hope that you are one day able to talk openly about your ersatz homosexual relationship with 407....

well, it just got ugly on #36

I'm going to have to look up ersatz before I take offense.

 

[gman042]

Did not take long for this thread to bottom out. Hmph.......

 

[serenity now]

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