Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Can we talk about heat sticks now?
Embarassing Moments !!
- Thread starter Covemastah
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Can we talk about heat sticks now?
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serenity now
Guest
bottom feeders love heat sticks
just for fun this summer: throw a Baby Ruth in the pool and yell " Everybody out of the water, right now!"
x2....
Nimnim
The Nim
I once punched myself in the face while unloading. . .
I was in a dropframe, and picking up a forever bag. Well the little brass ring on one end of the bag caught the corner of a flap, my hand slipped free of the bag and continued it's upward direction right into my face. Thankfully no one saw it, but I did stun myself for a few seconds with that sucker punch.
I was in a dropframe, and picking up a forever bag. Well the little brass ring on one end of the bag caught the corner of a flap, my hand slipped free of the bag and continued it's upward direction right into my face. Thankfully no one saw it, but I did stun myself for a few seconds with that sucker punch.
Bubblehead
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See post #38
It chronicles where Dave embarrassed himself in post #36, had second thoughts and edited it out.
For the record 407 is a beautiful man, but we have decided to just be friends.
cachsux
Wah
Only a man truly knows how to satisfy another man. Maybe Uppy was sending a hint.
Bubblehead
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Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer
....and I hope that you are one day able to talk openly about your ersatz homosexual relationship with 407....
Now that I know what ersatz means, I can only conclude that Dave is offended with 407's and my "artificial and inferior imitation" of homosexuality because he is the real deal.
I'm not sure what thread or post gave Dave this "ersatz homosexual" impression, but I apologize for any emotional distress or physical harm he may have inflicted upon himself as a result of this heinous transgression.
Any similarities to anyone real or imaginary is purely coincidental.
....and I hope that you are one day able to talk openly about your ersatz homosexual relationship with 407....
Now that I know what ersatz means, I can only conclude that Dave is offended with 407's and my "artificial and inferior imitation" of homosexuality because he is the real deal.
I'm not sure what thread or post gave Dave this "ersatz homosexual" impression, but I apologize for any emotional distress or physical harm he may have inflicted upon himself as a result of this heinous transgression.
Any similarities to anyone real or imaginary is purely coincidental.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
You guys are too funny on the UPS side. Can I play with you? It's all anger, doom and gloom on the FedEx side.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
This has been a great thread. My only regret is bringing out the big gun too early. I think other people haven't shared their stories cause they cant measure up lol.
Keep them coming people we can't just let this thread die.
Keep them coming people we can't just let this thread die.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I delivered a car seat to a lady years ago and said "congrats,when is the baby due ? " she replied with I am just fat, it's for my sister's new baby !! oooohps walked back to the car feeling stupid !!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I've heard way to many I'm just fat stories. Ill never tell anyone congrats when is the baby due. Risk is high with no reward.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I was new and stupid !! Lol
I was a rookie doing a route with a supervisor. We were delivering to an abbey. I walked in and said 'hello'. . . . nothing. As the monk was signing for the pkg I tried to make small talk, 'nice day , huh ?' . . . . 'have a nice day' . . . . nothing. On the way out I commented to the sup , 'Wow , not very friendly , huh?' As he was attempting to give me a dope slap he says . . . . they take a vow of silence. Not my finest hour.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
How are u supposed to know that u got the last name right?
Kind of like the British? Guardsmen. Not sure what they are actually called or where they are.
My brother in law says they stomp once to warn u to knock it off. He's quite the daredevil but he says one stomp was all He needed to not find out what would happen next.
I am old , this was BD . . . . Before Diad
johnson427
Member
Went to get a sig from the receptionist at a state bldg. She looked right at me as I said I have 1 pkg you. She says, and who are you with? I say, uh UPs as I point to my shirt all irritated. She says I'm sorry, I'm blind. Talk about feeling like a dumbbell ass!
johnson427
Member
Sorry 
DougHeffernan
Well-Known Member
2nd week as a full time driver.
While making a deliver through a half open overhead door., I bent down going in..didn't bend down going out while I was typing last name in diad.. Wham!
Way to make an impression.
While making a deliver through a half open overhead door., I bent down going in..didn't bend down going out while I was typing last name in diad.. Wham!
Way to make an impression.
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serenity now
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i can see that so well / left a mark too, i bet
