Expect the Unexpected

[brownmonster]

If you expect something, is it no longer unexpected?

 

[Fnix]

If you expect something, is it no longer unexpected?

Expect it to always be your fault

 

[ups1990]

Expect it to always be your fault

because you, did not expect it.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

because you, did not expect it.

I expect that this thread will be quite humorous.

 

[ups1990]

I expect that this thread will be quite humorous.

Steve, you're expectantly correct.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Steve, you're expectantly correct.

I almost expectorated, when I read that.

 

[Tony31yrs]

When it comes to UPS, expect to be guilty until proven innocent!

 

[bubsdad]

Expect to be thrown under the bus for any reason at any time if it may possibly make the "thrower" look good.

 

[scratch]

I expect to respect that this may unexpectly be a great thread....

 

[Dizzee]

I almost expectorated, when I read that.

Wow, I wasn't expecting that!





(or maybe I was)

 

[fethrs]

I have high expectations for this thread. I expect I wont be let down.

 

[moreluck]

37% of the population are "let down" 37% of the time.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Expectations are at an all time low. I only got 37% of what I expected.

 

[brownrodster]

When it comes to UPS, expect to be guilty until proven innocent!

Expect to be guilty even when proven innocent.

 

[HEFFERNAN]

Expecting posts on expectable scenarios was unexpected by expecting minds !!!!

 

[Catatonic]

Expecting posts on expectable scenarios was unexpected by expecting minds !!!!

Key to happiness - Don't expect much.

 

[toonertoo]

ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST THEN WHATEVER YOU GET IS BETTER.
I did not expect that I left caps on, sorry for yelling.

 

[dilligaf]

Expect the unexpected. (sigh)

 

[helenofcalifornia]

Sometimes the unexceptions in life are exceptional!!

 

[longlunchguy]

Expect to be unexpectedly dissapointed when you recieve the expected warning letter for doing less than what was expected of you by supervisors who, I expect, can't do what they expect you to do.