FedexOffice will do EVERYTHING for its employees except...

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by EffOff, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. EffOff

    EffOff Member


    My GOD this is so bad. FedexOffice gets 3 out of 5 stars over at the job site, and that's too generous.

    At my center, everyone has to stand 7 hours a day ON CONCRETE. Even the guys at computers programming print jobs. Why? Because the Simon LeGrees at Corporate think that people who stand work harder. Yep, that's right, put another spur into the cattle! Make them work!

    Recently, a guy who had been with the company for nearly 20 EFFING YEARS was forced out when F-Off corporate took his chair away. He had health issues, but he was damn good at his job. But that wasn't good enough for F-Off - they forced him out, because hey, he was a PEON, easily replaced!

    Well, I"m happy to say that he's at a NEW job where he gets to sit and he's BETTER PAID now.

    You walking farts up at Corporate - how do you sleep at night? How can you be such despicable excuses for human beings? Push and push and push for more work at the same inadequate rate of pay. No doubt you think the pay is "generous" because it's not minimum-wage level. You c*nts. Stick it. Someday it's all going to blow up in your goddamn faces. Minimum wage is going to be raised in my state to 15 an hour, and THEN what will you cheapasses do? Close stores? Good! We'll all get unemployment ON YOUR DIME.

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  2. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    Gotta stand at work... First world problems.
  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Don't hold back. Say how you really feel. Lol.
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  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

  5. EffOff

    EffOff Member

    Says a guy who probably sits in a van for half his shift.
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Waah.....I have to stand up when I work......waah.
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  7. EffOff

    EffOff Member

    Thanks for the comment, Stephen Fetchit. An old fart like you would last 20 minutes doing what I do. Now go gum a bagel.
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  8. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    Lol. Working at Office is harder than driving for Brown? Funniest thing I've heard all day.
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  9. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    You get to sit down at brown.
  10. sailfish

    sailfish Well-Known Member

    For about 30 seconds I guess.
  11. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Our wallets are too heavy to be able to stand.
  12. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    watch out.jpg
  13. realbrown1

    realbrown1 Annoy a liberal today. Hit them with facts.

    Some are bigger and heavier than others.
  14. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    That's what she said.
  15. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Eva Mendez Has A Nice (_!_)

    I will agree that it's probably overkill to force people to stand to do a job that can easily be done sitting down. But to raise hell about it and whine about having to stand for 7 hours is a bit ridiculous. Are Americans that weak now? Sheesh.
  16. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    I heard about that happening to a QA clerk once; chair taken away to "teach a lesson" or some crap. One scms report (injury, back pain) later, they got their chair back... :whiteflag:
  17. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    I've stood up at work for 12 straights hours, in the rain, up hill, both ways all while having to pee the entire time

    You kids these days
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