Five Word Story

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the

 

[moreluck]

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the

bucket of chicken I buy

 

[over9five]

and rhymes with the phrase

 

[DS]

Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow.

 

[over9five]

And all this time, I

 

[ajblakejr]

thought I knew everything trival

 

[Catatonic]

I don't get this thread

 

[Sammie]

Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow. And all this time, I thought I knew everything trival, but realized, Holy Crap! what

 

[Sammie]

I don't get this thread

We're in training for the novel we're all gonna co-write..

It's called 100 _____________ To See Before We Die

 

[ajblakejr]

Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow. And all this time, I thought I knew everything trival, but realized, Holy Crap! what a waste of my time.

 

[drewed]

Then I jumped in to

 

[Bad Gas!]

Then I jumped into the river and drowned......The End!

 

[over9five]

Then I jumped into the river and drowned......The End!

Chapter Two. As my body

 

[ajblakejr]

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

 

[over9five]

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

a woman with a defibrillator

 

[moreluck]

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

a woman with a defibrillator


nearly electrocuted me on contact

 

[fethrs]

and fell into the water

 

[Sammie]

Chapter Two.

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on

 

[moreluck]

Chapter Two.

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on

jagged pieces of reef coral

 

[fethrs]

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater