Funniest name I ever heard...

[ImpactedTSG]

I thought this was a family friendly place? LOL

 

[filthpig]

phil mcgroin

 

[Jack4343]

Had a guy on one of our routes in our center that is named Michael Jackson. He moved to full-time shifter and the guy that replaced him on the route? Richard Simmons. No joke! The customers on that route have to be saying "You've gotta be kidding me, y'all are making these names up!"

 

[bellesotico]

I had this guy sign "Dick Head"...I went to clarify and asked him to spell his last name thinking I had to be reading it wrong..but he actually went so far as to spell his full name! It took everything in me not to bust out laughing.

 

[pakmule]

Receptionist on my route---Nita Dickens

 

[BLACKBOX]

My Fiance works at the Free Public Library... They have a Korean male who's name is " Yu". She even checked it against his license because she didn't believe it at first...

Imagine if this guy was a cop...in a crowd you can say "HEY OFFICER YU!!"

 

[rod]

My Fiance works at the Free Public Library... They have a Korean male who's name is " Yu". She even checked it against his license because she didn't believe it at first...

I heard he has 2 brothers- who mi and ya yu

 

[Mr. Jimmy]

There is 2 farmers that are serviced out of our center they live about 30 miles from one another ready .....Richard Bull also Richard Seaman.

 

[mrvngrdns]

There was a woman on my route who moved here from the Philippians, her name was Khum....

She married Micheal Lipps...

You figure the rest out........

 

[foundinload]

a few classics ripped straight from the labels: dick wanter, harriet cockschott, & ngo

 

[Storm723]

We had this box come through our sort a few weeks ago....

The side of the box read:

"MY SHAFT IS A WOODY!"

it was from
Woody's Custom Drive Shafts in California

 

[Mike Hawk]

Peter Grabber

 

[upsmanckp]

Real names I have delivered to... Mike Coxswell and Harry Dong. Also have a Chiro in Soquel last name Bonebreak. My buddy has a Bowling team....Sofa King Gr8

 

[scratch]

This is a little off topic, but I thought it was funny. I delivered a package to a house a couple of peak seasons ago. On the outside of the box, the shipper used a magic marker and wrote in big letters "BLOWUP DOLL REPAIR KIT". I got a big laugh out of that one.

 

[porkwagon]

Dick Trickle

 

[gopack]

I had a customer who's name was Sally Lickiss. She told me once that after she got married she had to get used to dotting her I's when she wrote her name.

 

[rod]

Dick Trickle

What ever happened to him? Did he retire from racing? (or just peter out)