Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[Informed]

I used to deliver to a Henrietta Ritzman, makes me think of Fiddler on the Roof. A business called Dick Service and Dick Swallow.

 

[Knew2thagame]

Sunny Chitty. Then there's a child molester (he has a sign posted in his window) whose last name is Hancock.

 

[bugman74]

I deliver to the Borgata casino and there are two funny names, one is Susie Nickles and Nan Bacon, the bacon name cracks me up every time!

 

[Dirty Savage]

Today we had one for Piffles Taylor.

Google it, I dare ya!

 

[HEFFERNAN]

I remembered this post while working this week

Delivered to an Elaine Mancock

Wish the first name was funnier

Ill keep looking

 

[rod]

Delivered to a Rosie Palm and a family by the name of Dichlich (pronounced dick lick) The wife Suzy Dichlich was a fox. Also delivered to a Harry Deal. How could I forget a guy named Neal Bater who would laugh and say "just call me Master Bater"

 

[dammor]

Worst I've seen is Ima Pig. Second is Phil McCracken.

 

[OldUPSDriver]

Jack Imhoff in NorCal

 

[Captain America]

When I was in high school Dick Headlee ran for governor. Picture stickers with DICK HEADLEE for GOVERNOR minus lee. At the time I thought it a real shame he didn't win.

 

[Pasaholic]

Here are a few:
Rod Mncher
Harald Sakamoe
Dick Johnson
Micheal Jackson
Dick Mount
Dick Hardy
Carol Cunilgass
Robin hood
Harold Forrskim
Osama Bin Laden(no joke)

 

[romulus]

Pat Woody

Richard Petty

Yuk Yui

 

[poozer2000]

well it wasnt on a package but on a trip to ireland i stayed with friends
my friend said that his neighbour was called Don Curtain this sounds fine
but his wife was called Anne curtain and his daughter is called annette curtain this had me in hysterics

 

[Steve]

Have a customer named Dick Purple on my route. Poor guy.

 

[Sammie]

I dated a Richard Petty, worked with a Carol Burnett, grew up with twins "Jack and Jill" and have known UPS drivers (past and present) named Willie Mays, Jimmy Carter and George Sickendick. Do a Zabasearch (in Colorado) if you don't believe the last one.

 

[UPSmeoff]

Sandy Beach
April Day
Dean Necessary

 

[UPSmeoff]

Oh, and
Abrah Kadabrah

 

[hdkappler]

name called chris head.had a brother named dick

 

[Anonymous sup]

Saw this the other day. Pacakge was addressed to "The Man"

 

[overallowed]

Harry Dyck. Seriously.

 

[jugbutt2]

I was an H.R. rep for 10 years. Interviewd a young man by the name of Nosmo King. I keep a long list on my computer at home. When I need a good laugh, I pull the list up and look at it. Some would be innappropriate for this site!!

My sister-in-law was a teacher for years. She had twins in her class one year, Lemonjello and Orangejello. She had a kid one year named ABC. He had no middle name, but I would think DEF would have been about right!! LOL!!