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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 1061594" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>One year I had an attractive young female helper who became an object of sick fascination for a perv customer who apparently did nothing but sit inside his dumpy apartment all day watching porn. He was ordering porn DVD's and when my helper delivered them he would make inappropriate and disgusting comments to her. After the third time it happened she complained to me about it so from that point onward I delivered the stop myself and had her wait in the car. The look of disappointment on the pervs face when he saw ugly old <em>me </em>standing there instead of her was priceless. I puffed my shoulders up to look all big and mean, I rudely shoved the package and the DIAD right at him, and I gave him the evil stare while he signed for his porn. He kept trying to look around me to see if she was in the car, and I would keep moving from side to side to block his view. I pretty much had a free pass on being a total jerk to him from that point onward; had he called in a complaint on me he would have had to admit to buying porn and my helper could have testified to his disgusting behavior. Eventually he switched over to internet porn and I never had to deliver anything to him again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 1061594, member: 14668"] One year I had an attractive young female helper who became an object of sick fascination for a perv customer who apparently did nothing but sit inside his dumpy apartment all day watching porn. He was ordering porn DVD's and when my helper delivered them he would make inappropriate and disgusting comments to her. After the third time it happened she complained to me about it so from that point onward I delivered the stop myself and had her wait in the car. The look of disappointment on the pervs face when he saw ugly old [I]me [/I]standing there instead of her was priceless. I puffed my shoulders up to look all big and mean, I rudely shoved the package and the DIAD right at him, and I gave him the evil stare while he signed for his porn. He kept trying to look around me to see if she was in the car, and I would keep moving from side to side to block his view. I pretty much had a free pass on being a total jerk to him from that point onward; had he called in a complaint on me he would have had to admit to buying porn and my helper could have testified to his disgusting behavior. Eventually he switched over to internet porn and I never had to deliver anything to him again. [/QUOTE]
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