Funny naked customer stories...

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Scotsman, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. Scotsman

    Scotsman Scotsman

    Okay everybody.... let's hear your funniest ever, kneeslapping story of one of your customers, who may have accidently...or on purpose, "exposed themselves" while make a delivery.


    My best was the lady answering the door with a towel covering her front, while peering from behind the door! I guess she forgot there was a nice big floor to ceiling mirror that displayed a nice... "rear view" shall I say?

    Oh, and I heard about a driver that was flashed!... by a 90 yr old lady!

    or...what about the driver that walked past the main living room window... and happened to glance over his shoulder to see Mr. and Mrs. Customer.... naked! and fully engaged! OMG!


    "What's your story?"
     
  2. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    A very buff 20 something at the door in a very small towel. I dropped my diad, fumbled for the pen. I was a mess. He was hot. Then, his mom pulled in the drive.
     
  3. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    And the three of you........................................
     
  4. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Umm, no. Mom wasn't smiling. Neither was son. come to think of it, I wasn't either. :sad-little:
     
  5. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Diad?
    Is that some new york slang for shorts, and one can only guess what pen means:rofl:
    And, shame on you for making that shipper release a sig. required!
     
  6. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Lol!!!! Nice, FJ, real nice!!!! I was so embarrassed, flustered, speechless, and on and on.
    Instead of taking pity on this poor 43 yr old who was face to face with this buff, gorgeous, yummy 20 yr old, you make fun. Nice, fj, nice. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I've had several encounters. LOL 1 was a woman in an apt that came to the door with a sheet (sig req). The sheet was only covering half of her (head to toe half). The other 2 were men. 1 trying to sneak across the yard before I got there and the other strolling across the yard. He didn't care. :happy-very:
     
  8. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Did the second man have reason to be proud. I know you looked!
     
  9. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I had my share of "naked customer" encounters but unfortunately 90% of them were the kind I could have lived without. The other 10% sure put a smile on my face for the day though.
     
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    ​LOL Wasn't paying that much attention. It's called tunnel vision.:its_all_good:
     
  11. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Guess it wasn't anything to write home about then!
     
  12. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    No tunnel vision is for something else.
    Don't you remember!:rofl:
     
  13. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Eh, seen one, seen em all. :funny:
     
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Knowing you I would lean towards having seen them all. :P
     
  15. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I don't need to see them all. they are ALL the same.:rofl:
     
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy


    Kind of like "tip them on their head and they all look the same"
     
  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I think she means from up close.
     
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    :its_all_good: Ya, pretty much.
     
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Doesn't matter, close up or far away. Same ol, same ol.:rofl:
     
  20. rod

    rod retired and happy