Funny naked customer stories...

[Scotsman]

Okay everybody.... let's hear your funniest ever, kneeslapping story of one of your customers, who may have accidently...or on purpose, "exposed themselves" while make a delivery.


My best was the lady answering the door with a towel covering her front, while peering from behind the door! I guess she forgot there was a nice big floor to ceiling mirror that displayed a nice... "rear view" shall I say?

Oh, and I heard about a driver that was flashed!... by a 90 yr old lady!

or...what about the driver that walked past the main living room window... and happened to glance over his shoulder to see Mr. and Mrs. Customer.... naked! and fully engaged! OMG!


"What's your story?"

 

[menotyou]

A very buff 20 something at the door in a very small towel. I dropped my diad, fumbled for the pen. I was a mess. He was hot. Then, his mom pulled in the drive.

 

[cachsux]

A very buff 20 something at the door in a very small towel. I dropped my diad, fumbled for the pen. I was a mess. He was hot. Then, his mom pulled in the drive.

And the three of you........................................

 

[menotyou]

Umm, no. Mom wasn't smiling. Neither was son. come to think of it, I wasn't either.

 

[old levi's]

A very buff 20 something at the door in a very small towel. I dropped my diad, fumbled for the pen. I was a mess. He was hot. Then, his mom pulled in the drive.

Diad?
Is that some new york slang for shorts, and one can only guess what pen means
And, shame on you for making that shipper release a sig. required!

 

[menotyou]

Lol!!!! Nice, FJ, real nice!!!! I was so embarrassed, flustered, speechless, and on and on.
Instead of taking pity on this poor 43 yr old who was face to face with this buff, gorgeous, yummy 20 yr old, you make fun. Nice, fj, nice.

 

[dilligaf]

I've had several encounters. LOL 1 was a woman in an apt that came to the door with a sheet (sig req). The sheet was only covering half of her (head to toe half). The other 2 were men. 1 trying to sneak across the yard before I got there and the other strolling across the yard. He didn't care.

 

[old levi's]

I've had several encounters. LOL 1 was a woman in an apt that came to the door with a sheet (sig req). The sheet was only covering half of her (head to toe half). The other 2 were men. 1 trying to sneak across the yard before I got there and the other strolling across the yard. He didn't care.

Did the second man have reason to be proud. I know you looked!

 

[rod]

I had my share of "naked customer" encounters but unfortunately 90% of them were the kind I could have lived without. The other 10% sure put a smile on my face for the day though.

 

[dilligaf]

Did the second man have reason to be proud. I know you looked!

​LOL Wasn't paying that much attention. It's called tunnel vision.

 

[old levi's]

​LOL Wasn't paying that much attention. It's called tunnel vision.

Guess it wasn't anything to write home about then!

 

[old levi's]

​LOL Wasn't paying that much attention. It's called tunnel vision.

No tunnel vision is for something else.
Don't you remember!

 

[dilligaf]

Guess it wasn't anything to write home about then!

Eh, seen one, seen em all.

 

[cachsux]

Knowing you I would lean towards having seen them all.

 

[dilligaf]

Knowing you I would lean towards having seen them all.

I don't need to see them all. they are ALL the same.

 

[rod]

I don't need to see them all. they are ALL the same.

Kind of like "tip them on their head and they all look the same"

 

[cachsux]

I think she means from up close.

 

[dilligaf]

Kind of like "tip them on their head and they all look the same"

​ Ya, pretty much.

 

[dilligaf]

I think she means from up close.

Doesn't matter, close up or far away. Same ol, same ol.

 

[rod]

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