Funny/odd diad notes

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, May 21, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I've seen some pretty funky notes in the diad but this one made me laugh thinking about what must have transpired...

    Anyone else see any funny or weird notes for an address?
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  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    We have one that says no power turns in drive. Whatever the hell that is.

    This customer calls in if one rock isn't laying perfectly flat after you deliver there.
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Believe it or not, damaging the driveway while turning the wheels is a Tier 1.
     
  4. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    Even a rock driveway? Not likely.
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    My bad. This is a "private access road". Kind of like "student athletes"
     
  6. Bottom rung

    Bottom rung Active Member

    Driver name, 39 in the sticks drive. Was not in two today, not one.
     
  7. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    "Dogs eat packages"... I must have seen this a 100 times at this stop, and I still laugh every time.
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yep and I always reply. He ain't eating my package I'm staying in the truck.
     
  9. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    Dogs eat driver
     
  10. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I have one that says access code. There is no keypad and the walk in door to the garage is wide open.
     
  11. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    I was told If you are making a del to that house you have the right to be in the driveway and the accident will be suppressed because it happened to one of our full time sups
     
  12. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    We used to have one, that under notes said "UPS not allowed on property".

    Indirect to neighbor's house
     
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  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Having the right to be in the driveway does not give us the right to damage the driveway.
     
  14. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    That would be a refused.
     
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    The proper method would be to put it on hold at the center.
     
  16. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    I never personally had that delivery, but if I did, per the methods I would fling the delivery at the front door. Everybody wins
     
  17. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Proper methods are not always performed. You know that.
     
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    ...until the customer decides to call in a corporate complaint...
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Our PM clerk would ignore whatever is in the service cross and take care of the customer by putting in on hold.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    "Customer answ door in nude"