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<blockquote data-quote="Cole" data-source="post: 190162" data-attributes="member: 9507"><p><strong>Chris Farley/Tommy Boy had nothing on me!</strong></p><p> </p><p>One day roughly 18 yrs ago when I was a rookie RTD driver I was parked on a st with no where to park accept by the curb, and people honking and cussing you etc...Anyway, I had a bulk stop for a business, and set my handtruck down in the grass, and dropped a heavy package on the tongue of the handtruck, and <strong>BAM</strong> it smacked me right square in the forehead!</p><p> </p><p>It was very hot as it was the middle of July, and an old man had walked up just after it happened, so I refrained from saying any "colorful metophors" so I climbed in the back and let out a bit of as Bill Cosby says, "a foul filth", then climebd out, and the man asked if I was ok, and let me know I had a big red mark on my forehead. I had to laugh, but looked in the mirror and sure enough a big red mark the shape of the bar on my handtruck was imprinted on my head! This was one of those days where everything was going bad, load, bulk, etc...</p><p> </p><p>Some of you may remember an old Buggs Bunny cartoon etc...when the people would get an inheritance or something but they had to keep quite and let the uncle or whoever sleep etc...so Ol'e buggs did everything to make them scream etc...and they would get hurt and instead of screaming, they would get a paper bag and scream in it and run it outside where it couldn't be heard, then open it and the screams would then come out.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Of course Buggs would keep causing them to get hurt, and faster and faster they would run out the house with their sacks.</p><p>I wished I could have employed that tactic on that day!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/laugh.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" /> </p><p>And no I didn't eat paint chips as a kid!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink:" title="Wink :wink:" data-shortname=":wink:" /> </p><p> </p><p>A little while later on the same st another man came up raising sand, because I was parked on the side of that busy st, and just going,"you people think you own the road" etc...</p><p> </p><p>I finally just said, "Well when the day comes I can fold up this truck and put it in my pocket I will park wherever I need to! LOL He laughed and walked off!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cole, post: 190162, member: 9507"] [B]Chris Farley/Tommy Boy had nothing on me![/B] One day roughly 18 yrs ago when I was a rookie RTD driver I was parked on a st with no where to park accept by the curb, and people honking and cussing you etc...Anyway, I had a bulk stop for a business, and set my handtruck down in the grass, and dropped a heavy package on the tongue of the handtruck, and [B]BAM[/B] it smacked me right square in the forehead! It was very hot as it was the middle of July, and an old man had walked up just after it happened, so I refrained from saying any "colorful metophors" so I climbed in the back and let out a bit of as Bill Cosby says, "a foul filth", then climebd out, and the man asked if I was ok, and let me know I had a big red mark on my forehead. I had to laugh, but looked in the mirror and sure enough a big red mark the shape of the bar on my handtruck was imprinted on my head! This was one of those days where everything was going bad, load, bulk, etc... Some of you may remember an old Buggs Bunny cartoon etc...when the people would get an inheritance or something but they had to keep quite and let the uncle or whoever sleep etc...so Ol'e buggs did everything to make them scream etc...and they would get hurt and instead of screaming, they would get a paper bag and scream in it and run it outside where it couldn't be heard, then open it and the screams would then come out.:lol: Of course Buggs would keep causing them to get hurt, and faster and faster they would run out the house with their sacks. I wished I could have employed that tactic on that day!:laugh: And no I didn't eat paint chips as a kid!:wink: A little while later on the same st another man came up raising sand, because I was parked on the side of that busy st, and just going,"you people think you own the road" etc... I finally just said, "Well when the day comes I can fold up this truck and put it in my pocket I will park wherever I need to! LOL He laughed and walked off! [/QUOTE]
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