Funny things seen at UPS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Cincypackagehandler, Sep 24, 2015.

  1. So today at break we have this 19 year old kid trying to buy some candy from the machine in the break room. He puts his money in and makes his selection but of course the candy gets stuck so he gets about 8 feet away from the machine, rears back and hits the machine like Ray Lewis and the entire glass shatters and the dude is literally in the candy machine. Maybe the funniest thing I've seen in 6 years in this place. Anyone else got any funny\crazy stories?
     
  2. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Did he get his candy?
     
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  3. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    I had a sup riding with me one day and we delivered to a nice looking older lady. On the way back to the truck, sup said "I bet she was hot 30 yrs ago". Sup didn't see husband working on a car next to pc. He almost got to see what a torque wrench tastes like.
     
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  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I once had to grab a sup to keep him from walking in the women's locker room. He was following a gymnast.

    He said thanks that ass had me in a trance.
     
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  6. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief


    lmao!
     
  7. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    When I was driver helping a couple years ago we were would split the street, he took left and I took right. That is until we got to one stop. We switched for some reason. When I was walking back I noticed that the customer happened to be a mid 30s smoke show barely dressed. The driver was in heaven. I laughed for about the next 5 stops because of the grin on his face.
     
  8. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    I've seen people terminated for vandalizing the machines....that story may not be done.
     
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  9. rod

    rod retired and happy


    I always kept the "good" stops for myself. Mama didn't raise no fool.
     
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  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I always had certain stops I would be sure to give away to see how the other driver reacted. The less "good" stops though.
     
  11. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    Delivered a food stamp debit card today at a not so fancy apartment... lady took a bit to answer the door( I was putting driver cross and filling out info notice)
    when she answered, she said

    " I was making sure you weren't filming me"
     
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  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I once had a center manager call me that a customer really needed a package. I said it's actually my next stop.


    He said you're gonna want to wait and get a signature. I thanked him when I returned.
     
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  13. ezmoney5150

    ezmoney5150 Active Member

    We've had people discharged for doing that.
     
  14. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Saw on of those judo training dummies all wrapped in packing tape going down the belt. Looked like a mafia hit gone wrong.
     
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  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I had a driver who wanted to get a light dispatch so he could see his wife have their baby.

    Really!
     
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  16. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I hope I have your sense of humor after a career at big brown
     
  17. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    The drugs help.
     
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  18. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    It's how I made it 40 years.
    The last 3 were real funny (after I turned 55).
     
  19. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Not an option for me. Got another random yesterday, 32 days after the last one.
     
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  20. upsmaninmi

    upsmaninmi Member

    When I was part time I worked with a guy who "wasn't too bright". Watching his mind try and figure out how to open the new multiple perforated pay checks was a thing of beauty.