Ghetto Dog Sled

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Jun 19, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I saw the funniest thing on route today in the 'hood. Teenage African-American male, maybe 14-16 on a little razor scooter being pulled by a pitbull. Kid had sunglasses on, a hat with a feather in it (like a 1970s pimp), cigarette in his mouth, a 40 oz beer in one hand and a tiny TV under his other arm (like a 1980s 12" black & white tv) all whilst wearing a t-shirt which read,"Like a boss" on the back.
    I honked my horn laughing my :censored2: off. He smiled and raised his 40 ounce in the air.
    MUSH...like a boss.
     
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  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Ill bet that kids future is not bright.
     
  3. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    I saw a guy yesterday with the same future. Covered in tattoos. Whole body, including his face. The one that stuck out, was the one across his stomach. "Beers & Bitches" . Future, not so bright.
     
  4. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    What do you mean future not bright? Nice shoes, nice phone, food, rent, healthcare. All without punching a clock.
     
  5. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

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  6. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    True. I've seen a lot of that lately
     
  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I'm afraid it's been going on long before this individual took office. He can only be blamed for the financial crisis and the two wars.
     
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  8. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I think his politics reek a whole lot more socialism than the previous presidents.
     
  9. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Actually he sounds pretty inventive.
     
  10. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Are you kidding? He said he was wearing sunglasses. His future's so bright he's got to wear shades.
     
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  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Or because of them. An argument for another thread.
     
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    While I was typing that song was going thru my head.
     
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    WWII and Korea?
     
  14. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    TV's won't work now unless they are digital.

    Analog TV's are about as useful as the ORION team.
     
  15. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Analog still works with a digital adapter. Unlikely for a homeless person riding around in a shopping cart though.
     
  16. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

    Grand Theft Bicycle!
     
  17. bill blutnach

    bill blutnach Member

    ja ja, the bush made him do it...:) He is victim of circumstance and the racist keep screwing up the economy und holding the black president down. Time for de O to put on his big boy lederhosen und take his blame yes?