Giving my regular UPS driver a gift card (On Topic)

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Gay UPS Lover, Jul 9, 2015.

  1. Gay UPS Lover

    Gay UPS Lover New Member

    Tomorrow I plan to give my regular UPS driver a gift card for all his hard work over the past 2+ years (the length of time he has been delivering to my house). Keeping in mind that I have never given him anything (i.e. around the holidays), what would be an appropriate amount? I was thinking $20 or $30. What do you UPSers think?
     
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  2. SCV good to go sir.

    SCV good to go sir. Active Member

    I think the amount you give isn't important, make sure to wear nothing but a man thong so that he understands the intention behind your gift since you're too coy to tell him.
     
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  3. Gay UPS Lover

    Gay UPS Lover New Member

    I don't know if I am gonna go that far, but I plan to be shirtless.
     
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  4. Mechanic86

    Mechanic86 Repairing the crap you break.

    The "rear-less" chaps may be more appropriate in this situation.
     
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  5. brown bomber

    brown bomber brown bomber

    bareback ??
     
  6. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    However OP approaches it, I'm certain that he will look fabulous.
     
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  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Hand him the card ($20 should be fine), shake his hand and thank him for his hard work.

    Leave it at that.
     
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Just make sure you man-scape before hand. It's not the 70's anymore.
     
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  9. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    20,??? 50 bucks minimum you cheapo. Make sure its a gift card for showtunes or a male strip club
     
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I think you should give him more than the tip.
     
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  11. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Does he wear short shorts
     
  12. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    He's trying to give him the whole thing. Lol.
     
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  13. Gay UPS Lover

    Gay UPS Lover New Member

    Interestingly, he seldom wears the shorts. But he already looks plenty hot enough in the pants--the pants look goes very well on him.
     
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  14. Gay UPS Lover

    Gay UPS Lover New Member

    I had thought about doing so, but I wouldn't want him to think I shaved just for him.
     
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  15. UPS4Life

    UPS4Life Active Member

    Not this shEit again. This is going to be 15 pages of nothing just like the last time you talked about this.
     
  16. tacken

    tacken Active Member

    And here we go!!
     
  17. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Most heavy hitter customers give me between $50 to $100 at xmas.
     
  18. UPS4Life

    UPS4Life Active Member

    The last bogus thread you started you mentioned your sister is good looking. Are you going to show us this time?
     
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  19. rod

    rod retired and happy


     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Does he have a nice buldge?