Good quotes or metaphors to use when question about performance

[soberups]

"The bad news is that there is absolutely no chance that I will get done. The good news...is that at least I wont have any problems finding a place to stop and eat lunch for an hour."

 

[curiousbrain]

My performance has stalled like a biplane in a steep climb.

 

[Re-Raise]

Probably would have killed a lesser man.

 

[ymelord]

most of the time ya just get a "who cares". Some times, scratch is what ever my paid day was, that's how long it took to do that route on that day, and thanks for noticing what a great job I did for you.

 

[OVERBOARD]

Lets me see the Telematics report, matter of fact I what to have copy for every day going forward , Sup says “so you want me to pay extra attention to you”. Yes I do see I suffer from C.A.D. Sup says what? Yes I suffer from Crave Attention Disorder. Sup just walks away.

 

[themidnightoil]

- why were you an hour over yesterday? I was scratch... it's just your numbers were off by an hour!

- how ever long it takes to get it done safely is my planned day, not what your report says.

- our job it easy from you air-conditioned office, eh?

- here are the keys and diad. I will ride and you show me how its done!!! (jokingly of course)

 

[soberups]

"Overallowed? I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who gives a sh%t."

 

[soberups]

"That would have been one helluva plan in Clarksville"

 

[Backlasher]

I have two.

"I am doing the best I can"
"I cannot make chicken salad out of chicken **** no matter how much mayo I add"

Miracle whip isn't any better.

 

[Driveslayer]

"Im over 40, are you taking my health and condition into consideration" That usually shuts them up. Sometimes they will say you look healthy and in good physical condition. You then say please subpoena my medical records asap!!

 

[UnconTROLLed]

"Yes I understand that missed stops are a bad thing but look on the bright side. You got the packages out of the building, you got the preloader off of the clock, and you eliminated enough routes to make yourself look good on a report. Three out of four aint bad."

Classic right here

 

[Kruldingo]

This is a marathon not a sprint!

 

[Cementups]

- here are the keys and diad. I will ride and you show me how its done!!! (jokingly of course)

Several times I have said to my boss, "I friend you feel you can do it better you are more than welcome to join me and show me how to do it." He has yet to take me up on my offer.

 

[dilligaf]

When you know they are giving you way too much work,get the preload sup's attention and ask him if he has a cigarette.
Tell him you like to have a smoke after you get friend*@#ked

​That's funny!!

 

[dilligaf]

It's not easy getting 10 lbs of **** out of a 5 lb sack.

 

[lg4real]

when told to go help a belt that is shutting down while i was a primary sorter and they want me to push the flow or brake jams I say I am there to put out the fire not add to the flames. Dont waste my efforts just to make your numbers look good and my fav. is Fail to Plan ...Plan to fail.

 

[HBGPreloader]

It's not easy getting 10 lbs of **** out of a 5 lb sack.

Ya, getting it in there isn't a walk in the park either!

My favorite line is I work as directed.

 

[Covemastah]

"That would have been one helluva plan in Clarksville"

Clarksville!!!! Wow Sober,we're showing our age !!LOL

 

[Covemastah]

" A man's gut to know his limitations "

 

[brownmonster]

Your predecessor asked my about my performance once................once!