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<blockquote data-quote="Bad Gas!" data-source="post: 432944" data-attributes="member: 14062"><p>Here is another scandel not to forget.The kids nowadays read this in history:</p><p></p><p></p><p> Students at a Pocono school were assigned to read 1 of 2 books, either 'Titanic' or 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>One student turned in the following book report, he said that they were nearly identical stories! </p><p></p><p>His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. </p><p>Here's his comparison: </p><p></p><p>Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 </p><p>Clinton :..... cost - $29.99 </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read </p><p>Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read </p><p></p><p>Titanic:....! . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. </p><p>Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. </p><p>Clinton :..... Bill is a bull<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> artist </p><p></p><p>Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. </p><p>Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. </p><p>Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. </p><p>Clinton :..... Let's not go there. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewellery </p><p>Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. </p><p>Clinton :.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. </p><p>Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. </p><p></p><p>Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. </p><p>Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing </p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Get the Moviefone Toolbar. Showtimes, theaters, movie news & more!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>-- </p><p>Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God...</p><p> 1 cross</p><p>+ 3 nails</p><p>= 4 given</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bad Gas!, post: 432944, member: 14062"] Here is another scandel not to forget.The kids nowadays read this in history: Students at a Pocono school were assigned to read 1 of 2 books, either 'Titanic' or 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, he said that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Here's his comparison: Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:....! . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bull:censored::censored::censored::censored: artist Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewellery Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get the Moviefone Toolbar. Showtimes, theaters, movie news & more! -- Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God... 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given [/QUOTE]
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