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<blockquote data-quote="chev" data-source="post: 506389" data-attributes="member: 6761"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. </span></span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,</span></span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'</span></span></p> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called <em><em>sexual intercourse</em></em>, darling.'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. </span></span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A</span> few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Grandma, <em><em>it isn't called sexual intercourse</em></em>. <strong><u><strong>It's called Bunk Beds</strong></u></strong>.</span></span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A</span>nd Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'</span></p> </p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chev, post: 506389, member: 6761"] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. [/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,[/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [LEFT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/LEFT] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called [I][I]sexual intercourse[/I][/I], darling.' Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. [/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]A[/SIZE] few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,[/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]'Grandma, [I][I]it isn't called sexual intercourse[/I][/I]. [B][U][B]It's called Bunk Beds[/B][/U][/B].[/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [CENTER][LEFT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3]A[/SIZE]nd Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'[/FONT][/LEFT][/CENTER][LEFT][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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