had my first enjoyable hernia test today

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by City Driver, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. City Driver

    City Driver New Member

    went today to update my DOT physical and for the first time ever i got a pretty good looking doctor

    i didnt mind it so much......i remember my last one 2 years ago was a doctor who had to be atleast 115.....you make 6 figures its time to retire
     
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Was this your doctor?

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  3. some1else

    some1else Active Member

    upstate take it easy on the poor guy, he is obviously pretty lonely if he is excited about the ol turn-head/cough...
     
  4. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Last time I had a hernia check they don't don't even do the ball grab anymore. Now they just put two fingers to the side of your wang and ask you to cough. I miss the ball grab :(
     
  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?
     
  6. DeputyDip

    DeputyDip Backwoods Hillbilly

    My last DOT was a DR named Helga. Seriously. She didn't miss the grab....I almost puked on her shoes.
     
  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Lilmonster
     
  8. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    How sexist. WE know you gals have knicknames for yours as well, so you first.:happy-very:

    d
     
  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I really don't have a nickname. Now, that's not to say that there isn't a nickname, I just didn't appoint the name.
     
  10. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    The question was not who named it but what is the name. Leave it to a woman to confuse the issue.:happy2:

    That being said.......

    d
     
  11. StopCount

    StopCount New Member

    Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
     
  12. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Damm, leave it to you to figure out that I was avoiding the question.:happy-very:
     
  13. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    No nickname for mine, but it reminds me of an old joke on the subject.
    (Condensed/Edited version)
    A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
    The bartender tells he can not serve him until he tells him the nickname for his
    (you know what)
    He looked around and realized what kind of bar he was in, but he was thirsty.
    He asked the bartender what his nickname was and the bartender said,
    "Timex", takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
    After some contemplation, he said,
    "Secret",
    the bartender asked him to explain the name.
    Secret,
    strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    This joke will only be understood by the old folks.
    I kept it clean as I could.
     
  14. Grampy

    Grampy Junior Mint

    Big Jim and the twins.
     
  15. rod

    rod retired and happy

    As if you haven't guessed by now- Rod is a nick name :peaceful: I always called him "Russell- the one eyed love muscle".
     
  16. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Caveat: I asked how many had names, not what the names were.:happy-very:
     
  17. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

  18. some1else

    some1else Active Member

    // Last time I had a hernia check they don't don't even do the ball grab anymore. Now they just put two fingers to the side of your wang and ask you to cough. I miss the ball grab :(//

    when i had it last she lifted 'nellie' out of the way with one hand (alot of effort) then had to reach around the 'three-bean-bag' to get a good feel. almost had to get help to do it poor girl!
     
  19. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    Us feeder drivers call em doubles or our set !!!
     
  20. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I don't want you to get banned for life either, but you can PM me the link! LOL:wink2: