had my first enjoyable hernia test today

[City Driver]

went today to update my DOT physical and for the first time ever i got a pretty good looking doctor

i didnt mind it so much......i remember my last one 2 years ago was a doctor who had to be atleast 115.....you make 6 figures its time to retire

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Was this your doctor?

 

[some1else]

upstate take it easy on the poor guy, he is obviously pretty lonely if he is excited about the ol turn-head/cough...

 

[Cementups]

Last time I had a hernia check they don't don't even do the ball grab anymore. Now they just put two fingers to the side of your wang and ask you to cough. I miss the ball grab

 

[dilligaf]

OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?

 

[DeputyDip]

My last DOT was a DR named Helga. Seriously. She didn't miss the grab....I almost puked on her shoes.

 

[brownmonster]

Lilmonster

 

[dannyboy]

OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?

How sexist. WE know you gals have knicknames for yours as well, so you first.

d

 

[dilligaf]

How sexist. WE know you gals have knicknames for yours as well, so you first.

d

I really don't have a nickname. Now, that's not to say that there isn't a nickname, I just didn't appoint the name.

 

[dannyboy]

The question was not who named it but what is the name. Leave it to a woman to confuse the issue.

That being said.......

d

 

[StopCount]

Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

 

[dilligaf]

The question was not who named it but what is the name. Leave it to a woman to confuse the issue.

That being said.......

d

Damm, leave it to you to figure out that I was avoiding the question.

 

[satellitedriver]

OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?

No nickname for mine, but it reminds me of an old joke on the subject.
(Condensed/Edited version)
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender tells he can not serve him until he tells him the nickname for his
(you know what)
He looked around and realized what kind of bar he was in, but he was thirsty.
He asked the bartender what his nickname was and the bartender said,
"Timex", takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
After some contemplation, he said,
"Secret",
the bartender asked him to explain the name.
Secret,
strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

This joke will only be understood by the old folks.
I kept it clean as I could.

 

[Grampy]

OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?

Big Jim and the twins.

 

[rod]

As if you haven't guessed by now- Rod is a nick name I always called him "Russell- the one eyed love muscle".

 

[dilligaf]

How sexist. WE know you gals have knicknames for yours as well, so you first.

d

OK Guys, just out of curiosity (I know, it killed the cat) how many of you have nicknames for ................................. you know what?

Caveat: I asked how many had names, not what the names were.

 

[speeddemon]

SWEET!

 

[some1else]

// Last time I had a hernia check they don't don't even do the ball grab anymore. Now they just put two fingers to the side of your wang and ask you to cough. I miss the ball grab //

when i had it last she lifted 'nellie' out of the way with one hand (alot of effort) then had to reach around the 'three-bean-bag' to get a good feel. almost had to get help to do it poor girl!

 

[Covemastah]

Us feeder drivers call em doubles or our set !!!

 

[dilligaf]

The look in her eyes gives her intentions away. I'd post the scene from the movie "Road Trip", but I don't want to be banned for life!!!

I don't want you to get banned for life either, but you can PM me the link! LOL