Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BLACKBOX, Oct 11, 2009.


    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    If there was a PCM that said that the Friday before Halloween you could deliver packages in a costume which would you pick.

    Me? If I could somehow get something resembling the GEICO lizard with that weird shade of green. Imagine me driving down the road with that big lizard head. Oh and I would have to use that English or Australian accent all day.
  2. Dagoof

    Dagoof Member

    fed ex driver just to confuse everyone
  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I wore my Groucho glasses one year.

  4. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Maybe start with this:
  5. rod

    rod retired and happy

    good thing it ain't smoking a cigar
  6. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    crack kills!!!
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Well there goes the boner for this week.:angry:
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I was going to go as a ghost but no one would give a sheet.
  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I actually almost bought a Jason hockey mask to wear the day before Halloween until I remembered that I am off the week before so no need.
  10. worthlessdriver

    worthlessdriver New Member

    A lot of the business stops on my Rt. will not let anyone in with a mask on
    All the banks have sign that say; All mask, sunglasses and helmets must be removed before entering. These signs stay up all year long.
  11. dillweed

    dillweed Well-Known Member

    Go as management. It will scare the sheet out of them.:happy-very:
  12. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I would dress as a Zombie UPS man. Imagine having your package delivered by a Zombie!

    There was a Zombie bar-hopping parade somewhere this weekend. Can't find the link, but I'm going next year!
  13. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    Go as my ex-wife. That'll scare the bejeebies outta anybody!!!
  14. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  15. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Thanks, More! I thought it had already happened. Unfortunately I'm busy the 24th.... Maybe next year!
  16. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Hollowenny eh? Might as well go as a weeny.


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  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Wear that around here and it better be bullet proof.
  18. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    a wrinkled yellow shirt,week old beard,1980's mullet,and a pair of those white off brand velcro strap tennis shoes,.aka a former disgruntled dhl driver.
  19. browned out

    browned out Active Member

    Put on your dunce cap and or helmet and ups ie/dispatch shirt then deliver out of the short bus and you are ready to go.
  20. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I would go as Scott Davis, but I can't find a limo big enough to fit my whole route in.