Hang Fred in Effigy

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Is there something we can do to show our disgust with our Dear Beloved Leader? I'd love to hang him in effigy outside the station, but I'm guessing that wouldn't go well. Perhaps something symbolic that only "we" understand, like making a stick figure out of Courier Pak Tubes and boxes and lighting it on fire, or perhaps drawing "FU Smith" on the back of an empty OL and taping it to the back of your truck?

    All suggestions are welcome, and remember, "FedEx Cares".
     
  2. Fred is my father

    Fred is my father New Member

    Laminate a picture of Fred's corporate head shot photo. cut :censored2: around his mouth and place in the men's room urinal.

    The girls can have fun too. Custom printed toilet paper with another head shot. Put a caption underneath his photo that sez, " Fred Rules the toilet bowl". Or ":censored2: happens". Or " Here, I'm just returning the favor".
     
  3. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    The idea of hanging ANYONE in EFFIGY is beyond free speech.
    Leave our county.

    Make your home somewhere where human life is devalued.

    DEVALUED.
     
  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Honey, you don't work for Fred Smith,