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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 919689" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T</p><p>BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD</p><p></p><p>I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!</p><p></p><p>I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.</p><p></p><p>When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"</p><p></p><p>I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.</p><p></p><p>I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.</p><p></p><p>I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.</p><p></p><p>I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.</p><p></p><p>I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.</p><p></p><p>I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.</p><p></p><p>I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.</p><p></p><p>I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...</p><p></p><p>I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.</p><p></p><p>I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.</p><p></p><p>I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 919689, member: 1246"] NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. [/QUOTE]
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