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Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket while running your route?
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<blockquote data-quote="FracusBrown" data-source="post: 826591" data-attributes="member: 29360"><p>You sound like a really smart and skilled driver! I have a guaranteed way to eliminate the risk of EVER getting another ticket while driving a UPS truck. It's only for the really smart drivers. It works EVERY TIME! GUARANTEED!</p><p> </p><p>Here's what you do - </p><p> </p><p>First, don't tell anyone about the ticket or the plan, especially your supervisor or manager. Jealous people and those pesky management people will just try to talk you out of it. Don't listen! It has to be a secret or it won't work. </p><p> </p><p>Take that stupid ticket, tear it up and get rid of it somewhere where it can never be found. </p><p> </p><p>If you get a letter or any correspondence from the police, court or any authorities, don't even open the envelope. Just get rid of them the same way you did the ticket. (Make sure you don't get your fingerprints on the glue inside of the envelope)</p><p> </p><p>Most importantly, don't admit what happened to anyone and definitely don't list the infraction on that stupid form they try to make you sign every year to check your driving record. I think it's called a Motor Vehicle Driver Certification. Its for the DOT they say, but don't trust them! It's a trick to get your personal information.</p><p> </p><p>After you have completed these easy steps, just sit back and wait. You will be guaranteed to never get another ticket while driving a UPS truck!</p><p> </p><p>PS - don't tell anyone! We don't want the less intelligent drivers to ruin it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FracusBrown, post: 826591, member: 29360"] You sound like a really smart and skilled driver! I have a guaranteed way to eliminate the risk of EVER getting another ticket while driving a UPS truck. It's only for the really smart drivers. It works EVERY TIME! GUARANTEED! Here's what you do - First, don't tell anyone about the ticket or the plan, especially your supervisor or manager. Jealous people and those pesky management people will just try to talk you out of it. Don't listen! It has to be a secret or it won't work. Take that stupid ticket, tear it up and get rid of it somewhere where it can never be found. If you get a letter or any correspondence from the police, court or any authorities, don't even open the envelope. Just get rid of them the same way you did the ticket. (Make sure you don't get your fingerprints on the glue inside of the envelope) Most importantly, don't admit what happened to anyone and definitely don't list the infraction on that stupid form they try to make you sign every year to check your driving record. I think it's called a Motor Vehicle Driver Certification. Its for the DOT they say, but don't trust them! It's a trick to get your personal information. After you have completed these easy steps, just sit back and wait. You will be guaranteed to never get another ticket while driving a UPS truck! PS - don't tell anyone! We don't want the less intelligent drivers to ruin it. [/QUOTE]
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