Big Babooba
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Yesterday I knocked on a door only to hear muffled voices and rustling from inside. About a minute later a smoking hot babe answered the door. She was wrapped in a pink satin sheet. Couldn't she afford pajamas?
Have You Ever interupted something? (wink wink....heh heh heh)
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Catatonic
Nine Lives
Yesterday I knocked on a door only to hear muffled voices and rustling from inside. About a minute later a smoking hot babe answered the door. She was wrapped in a pink satin sheet. Couldn't she afford pajamas?
You can say that again!
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
Yesterday I knocked on a door only to hear muffled voices and rustling from inside. About a minute later a smoking hot babe answered the door. She was wrapped in a pink satin sheet. Couldn't she afford pajamas?
That was you?
I apologize. I knew I should have invited you in ....!!!!
Didn't you like the sheet?
bigbrownhen
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I don't know just what some folks are up to,don't really want to, but it amazes me what they will answer the door in. The girls don't really impress me, but its never a hot guy. Usually a middle age frump in his tighty whiteys. Darn the luck anyway!!
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Well let's see.............. I caught a guy walking across his yard with nothing on. That was fun. He was trying to get past without me seeing him. Had an appt del. once, the lady came to the door wrapped in a sheet...............well kind of wrapped in a sheet. She missed one half of her body, vertically.
Had a house del once, a sig req, the old guy answered the door in nothing but his bvd's. Had to laugh about that one after I left.
None of the above offended me or even bothered me. No big deal. Sure wish the guy walking across the yard had been a little slower though.
Had a house del once, a sig req, the old guy answered the door in nothing but his bvd's. Had to laugh about that one after I left.
None of the above offended me or even bothered me. No big deal. Sure wish the guy walking across the yard had been a little slower though.
iowa boy
Well-Known Member
I propose that all regular cars have "up periscopes" in the moon roof to spy on feeder drivers like Over9five.
Are you really sure you want to see what Over is doing in his tractor by himself?
I propose that all regular cars have "up periscopes" in the moon roof to spy on feeder drivers like Over9five.
Are you really sure you want to see what Over is doing in his tractor by himself?
IHYG!!
Funny tho, I know a lot of the Chema package drivers have seen the...uhhh...... how can I get this by the Mods?.......uhhhh
"The Route Three J****r"
Old International
Now driving a Sterling
I use to have the apts for the local college. I used to hit them first thing in the morning.... Lots of hurried tee shirts put on without support, and I am a sucker for bra less women. And then there was the sweet young thing that answered the door with a towel tucked under her chin- and a FULL LENGTH mirror on the wall behind her. And she has to sign...
UPS Lifer
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I delivered Marina Del Rey and Venice Beach back in the '70's and I could tell you stories that would curl your hair. Every day there were between 2 and 5 "situations". Some are still burned in my memory.
I delivered 3 years as a signature driver on paper before going ROA. We were taught to look for signs of life. I interrupted something right in the foyer at the front door.
On a disgusting note - there was this dude driving down Washington Blvd in Venice in a sedan completely nude. I know Venice is a beach town but that was ridiculous!
I delivered 3 years as a signature driver on paper before going ROA. We were taught to look for signs of life. I interrupted something right in the foyer at the front door.
On a disgusting note - there was this dude driving down Washington Blvd in Venice in a sedan completely nude. I know Venice is a beach town but that was ridiculous!
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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I was delivering to a house that had a picture window and right in the middle of the living room there was a big screen TV and some rather hard core porn playing at the time I was there. I really did not want to "interrupt" so I just DR FD and shook my head all the way back to the PC. Keep in mind it was early afternoon.
disneyworld
Well-Known Member
Leave me out of this!!!
tieguy
Banned
One of our female feeder drivers who can be very direct and outspoken once saw an independent tractor trailer driver driving down the road pleasuring himself with a sand which bag while driving. Apparently a little bit of an exhibitionist too.
She later saw the same guy at a truck stop and asked him if he stuck his sand which back in his bag when he was done.
She later saw the same guy at a truck stop and asked him if he stuck his sand which back in his bag when he was done.
