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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4375855" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Travel Agent Terms......</p><p> </p><p>No extra fees – No extras available.</p><p>Bird Watchers Paradise – Your car's paint will never be the same.</p><p>Nominal fee – Outrageous charge.</p><p>Standard – Sub-standard.</p><p>Deluxe – Barely Standard.</p><p>Superior accommodations- One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.</p><p>All the amenities – Two chocolates, two shower caps.</p><p>Just Like Home – No Maid service.</p><p>Plush – Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.</p><p>Gentle breezes – In hurricane alley.</p><p>Light and airy – No air conditioning.</p><p>Picturesque – Theme park nearby.</p><p>24-hour bar – Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).</p><p>Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.</p><p>Tropical – Rainy.</p><p>Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road.</p><p>Options galore – Nothing is included in the price.</p><p>Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear.</p><p>Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied.</p><p>Explore on your own – At your own expense.</p><p>Minutes From ... – By Plane</p><p>Romantic – No Phone in room</p><p>Knowledgeable trip hosts – They've flown in an airplane before.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4375855, member: 1246"] Travel Agent Terms...... No extra fees – No extras available. Bird Watchers Paradise – Your car's paint will never be the same. Nominal fee – Outrageous charge. Standard – Sub-standard. Deluxe – Barely Standard. Superior accommodations- One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap. All the amenities – Two chocolates, two shower caps. Just Like Home – No Maid service. Plush – Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes. Gentle breezes – In hurricane alley. Light and airy – No air conditioning. Picturesque – Theme park nearby. 24-hour bar – Ice cubes at additional cost (when available). Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical – Rainy. Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore – Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your own – At your own expense. Minutes From ... – By Plane Romantic – No Phone in room Knowledgeable trip hosts – They've flown in an airplane before. [/QUOTE]
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