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<blockquote data-quote="donaldd" data-source="post: 60153"><p>Subject: The World's Smartest Woman </p><p> </p><p>An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left but only 4 parachutes. </p><p>The first passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of theformer President of the United States, and a New York Senator, </p><p>and I am the smartest woman in the world." </p><p> </p><p>So she takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane. </p><p> </p><p>The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die." </p><p>So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane. </p><p> </p><p>The third passenger, passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of </p><p>nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.".So he takes the third parachute and exits the plane. </p><p> </p><p>The fourth passenger, the Old Man says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, </p><p>"I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, </p><p>I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. </p><p> </p><p>The boy scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. </p><p>The world's smartest woman took my back pack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donaldd, post: 60153"] Subject: The World's Smartest Woman An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of theformer President of the United States, and a New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane. The third passenger, passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.".So he takes the third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, the Old Man says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my back pack. [/QUOTE]
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