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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60154"><p>> I was going to bed the other night when my wife </p><p>> told me that I had left the light on in the shed. </p><p>> She could see from the bedroom window. As </p><p>> I looked for myself, I saw that there were people </p><p>> in the shed taking things. </p><p>> </p><p>> I phoned the police, but they told me that no one </p><p>> was in this area to help at this time, but they </p><p>> would send someone over as soon as they were </p><p>> available. </p><p>> </p><p>> I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then </p><p>> phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you </p><p>> a minute ago because there were people in my </p><p>> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them </p><p>> now cause I've shot them all." </p><p>> </p><p>> Within five minutes there were half a dozen police </p><p>> cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the </p><p>> works. Of course, they caught the burglars red- </p><p>> handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you </p><p>> said that you'd shot them!" </p><p>> </p><p>> I replied with, "I thought you said there was </p><p>> nobody available!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60154"] > I was going to bed the other night when my wife > told me that I had left the light on in the shed. > She could see from the bedroom window. As > I looked for myself, I saw that there were people > in the shed taking things. > > I phoned the police, but they told me that no one > was in this area to help at this time, but they > would send someone over as soon as they were > available. > > I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then > phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you > a minute ago because there were people in my > shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them > now cause I've shot them all." > > Within five minutes there were half a dozen police > cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the > works. Of course, they caught the burglars red- > handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you > said that you'd shot them!" > > I replied with, "I thought you said there was > nobody available!" [/QUOTE]
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