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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 60163"><p>You ever hear the story about the two borthers, optimist and pessimist?...</p><p>One is the happiest child the world. The other, the saddest. Parents are desperate. Want little optimist to understand reality and little pessimist to lighten up. A psychiatrist suggests putting each in his own room; little pessimist with all the toys he ever wanted and little optimist with ten tons of horse manure. Teach each of them that things are never as bad, or as good as they think Parents do it. Five hours later, they check on the boys. Little pessimist is crying. Parents ask him why. He says he's played with all the toys and he's bored. In the other room, little optimist is singing at the top of his lungs, digging in the manure as fast as he can. Parents ask the child what he's so happy about. He replies, "With all this , there must be a pony in here somewhere."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 60163"] You ever hear the story about the two borthers, optimist and pessimist?... One is the happiest child the world. The other, the saddest. Parents are desperate. Want little optimist to understand reality and little pessimist to lighten up. A psychiatrist suggests putting each in his own room; little pessimist with all the toys he ever wanted and little optimist with ten tons of horse manure. Teach each of them that things are never as bad, or as good as they think Parents do it. Five hours later, they check on the boys. Little pessimist is crying. Parents ask him why. He says he's played with all the toys and he's bored. In the other room, little optimist is singing at the top of his lungs, digging in the manure as fast as he can. Parents ask the child what he's so happy about. He replies, "With all this , there must be a pony in here somewhere." [/QUOTE]
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