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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61150"><p>More...You Might Be A Redneck If.... </p><p> </p><p>You prefer car keys to Q-tips. </p><p> </p><p>You take a fishing pole into Sea World. </p><p> </p><p>You go to a stock car race and don't need a program. </p><p> </p><p>You own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off. </p><p> </p><p>Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. </p><p> </p><p>You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. </p><p> </p><p>Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices. </p><p> </p><p>You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car. </p><p> </p><p>You have a rag for a gas cap. </p><p> </p><p>You cut your toenails in front of company. </p><p> </p><p>You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. </p><p> </p><p>You think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. </p><p> </p><p>Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight. </p><p> </p><p>You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. </p><p> </p><p>You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. </p><p> </p><p>You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. </p><p> </p><p>Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off. </p><p> </p><p>Somebody yells "Hoe-Down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor. </p><p> </p><p>You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61150"] More...You Might Be A Redneck If.... You prefer car keys to Q-tips. You take a fishing pole into Sea World. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program. You own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off. Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices. You see no need to stop at rest stops because you have an empty milk jug in the car. You have a rag for a gas cap. You cut your toenails in front of company. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. You think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight. You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off. Somebody yells "Hoe-Down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. [/QUOTE]
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