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<blockquote data-quote="cheryl" data-source="post: 61152"><p>Great Truths About Life For Little Children </p><p> </p><p>* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. </p><p> </p><p>* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. </p><p> </p><p>* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the </p><p>second person. </p><p> </p><p>* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. </p><p> </p><p>* You can't trust dogs to watch your food. </p><p> </p><p>* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. </p><p> </p><p>* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. </p><p> </p><p>* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. </p><p> </p><p>* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. </p><p> </p><p>* School lunches stick to the wall. </p><p> </p><p>* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. </p><p> </p><p>* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. </p><p> No matter how cute the underwear is.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cheryl, post: 61152"] Great Truths About Life For Little Children * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. * Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. * You can't trust dogs to watch your food. * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. * School lunches stick to the wall. * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is. [/QUOTE]
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