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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 61199"><p>Four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other 3 are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." </p><p> The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend 2 brand new cars as a gift." </p><p> The third man continues on how his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. </p><p> As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have been discussing their sons and asks what line of work his son is in. </p><p> "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars and a big pile of stock certificates."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 61199"] Four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other 3 are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend 2 brand new cars as a gift." The third man continues on how his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have been discussing their sons and asks what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars and a big pile of stock certificates." [/QUOTE]
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