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<blockquote data-quote="dusty" data-source="post: 61217"><p>A list of Helpful Office Sayings: </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>-I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. </p><p> </p><p>-I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. </p><p> </p><p>-I'm really easy to get along with as soon as people learn to worship me. </p><p> </p><p>-I'll try to be nicer if your try to be smarter. </p><p> </p><p>-I don't work here I am a consultant. </p><p> </p><p>-You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. </p><p> </p><p>-The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist. </p><p> </p><p>-I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message. </p><p> </p><p>-It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you are saying. </p><p> </p><p>-I am not being rude. You are just being insignificant. </p><p> </p><p>-It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off. </p><p>You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication. </p><p> </p><p>-My toys, my toys! I can't do this job without my toys. </p><p> </p><p>-It might look like I am doing nothing but at the cellular level I am really quite busy. </p><p> </p><p>-Who me? I just wander from room to room. </p><p> </p><p>I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. </p><p> </p><p>I can see your point of view, but I still think you are full of crap. </p><p> </p><p>What am I ? Flypaper for freaks? </p><p> </p><p>At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dusty, post: 61217"] A list of Helpful Office Sayings: -I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. -I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. -I'm really easy to get along with as soon as people learn to worship me. -I'll try to be nicer if your try to be smarter. -I don't work here I am a consultant. -You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. -The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist. -I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message. -It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you are saying. -I am not being rude. You are just being insignificant. -It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off. You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication. -My toys, my toys! I can't do this job without my toys. -It might look like I am doing nothing but at the cellular level I am really quite busy. -Who me? I just wander from room to room. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I can see your point of view, but I still think you are full of crap. What am I ? Flypaper for freaks? At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. [/QUOTE]
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