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<blockquote data-quote="chris" data-source="post: 61240"><p>Three men answered an ad for CIA agents. The ad stated the men were to bring their wives. </p><p> </p><p>The first man was called in for the interview. The Special Agent in charge handed him a gun, then said, "We must have absolute loyalty in this service. </p><p>Take your wife in the next room and shoot her." </p><p> </p><p>The man looked shocked. He thought and said "I'm afraid I can't do that. I just got married 2 weeks ago and I still love my wife." He left. </p><p> </p><p>The second man came in and the agent gave him the same pitch. The man, almost in tears said, "Oh no. I can't do that to her, she's about to have a baby." </p><p>So he left. </p><p> </p><p>The third man entered and was given the pitch. So he took the gun and his wife into the next room. Soon "bam bam bam bam bam bam!" Then there was noise of a scuffle, furniture being broken, a woman's screams, then nothing. </p><p>The man comes back out. </p><p> </p><p>The agents asked, "What went on in there??!!" </p><p> </p><p>The man said: "Some idiot put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle her!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chris, post: 61240"] Three men answered an ad for CIA agents. The ad stated the men were to bring their wives. The first man was called in for the interview. The Special Agent in charge handed him a gun, then said, "We must have absolute loyalty in this service. Take your wife in the next room and shoot her." The man looked shocked. He thought and said "I'm afraid I can't do that. I just got married 2 weeks ago and I still love my wife." He left. The second man came in and the agent gave him the same pitch. The man, almost in tears said, "Oh no. I can't do that to her, she's about to have a baby." So he left. The third man entered and was given the pitch. So he took the gun and his wife into the next room. Soon "bam bam bam bam bam bam!" Then there was noise of a scuffle, furniture being broken, a woman's screams, then nothing. The man comes back out. The agents asked, "What went on in there??!!" The man said: "Some idiot put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle her!" [/QUOTE]
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