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<blockquote data-quote="goldie" data-source="post: 61260"><p>>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 1. So your daughter's a hooker </p><p> >>> > > and it spoiled your day.. </p><p> >>> > > Look at the bright side, </p><p> >>> > > she's a really good lay. </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 2. My tire was thumping </p><p> >>> > > I thought it was flat </p><p> >>> > > when I looked at the tire </p><p> >>> > > I noticed your cat.....Sorry! </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 3. You had your bladder removed </p><p> >>> > > and you're on the mends </p><p> >>> > > here's a bouquet of flowers </p><p> >>> > > and a box of Depends. </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 4. You've announced that you're gay </p><p> >>> > > won't that be a laugh, </p><p> >>> > > when they find out you're one </p><p> >>> > > of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 5. Happy Vasectomy! </p><p> >>> > > Hope you feel zippy! </p><p> >>> > > 'Cause when I had mine </p><p> >>> > > I got real snippy! </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 6. Heard your wife left you </p><p> >>> > > How upset you must be </p><p> >>> > > But don't fret about it </p><p> >>> > > She moved in with me. </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 7. Your computer is dead </p><p> >>> > > It was once so alive </p><p> >>> > > Don't you regret installing </p><p> >>> > > Windows 95 </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 8. You totaled your car </p><p> >>> > > and can't remember why </p><p> >>> > > could it have been </p><p> >>> > > the case of Bud Dry </p><p> >>> > > </p><p> >>> > > 9. Saw something today </p><p> >>> > > that reminded me of you </p><p> >>> > > As a matter of fact it was </p><p> >>> > > The <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT> on my shoe. </p><p> >>> > ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="goldie, post: 61260"] >> > > >>> > > 1. So your daughter's a hooker >>> > > and it spoiled your day.. >>> > > Look at the bright side, >>> > > she's a really good lay. >>> > > >>> > > 2. My tire was thumping >>> > > I thought it was flat >>> > > when I looked at the tire >>> > > I noticed your cat.....Sorry! >>> > > >>> > > 3. You had your bladder removed >>> > > and you're on the mends >>> > > here's a bouquet of flowers >>> > > and a box of Depends. >>> > > >>> > > 4. You've announced that you're gay >>> > > won't that be a laugh, >>> > > when they find out you're one >>> > > of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. >>> > > >>> > > 5. Happy Vasectomy! >>> > > Hope you feel zippy! >>> > > 'Cause when I had mine >>> > > I got real snippy! >>> > > >>> > > 6. Heard your wife left you >>> > > How upset you must be >>> > > But don't fret about it >>> > > She moved in with me. >>> > > >>> > > 7. Your computer is dead >>> > > It was once so alive >>> > > Don't you regret installing >>> > > Windows 95 >>> > > >>> > > 8. You totaled your car >>> > > and can't remember why >>> > > could it have been >>> > > the case of Bud Dry >>> > > >>> > > 9. Saw something today >>> > > that reminded me of you >>> > > As a matter of fact it was >>> > > The <FONT COLOR="ff0000"></FONT> on my shoe. >>> > > [/QUOTE]
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