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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61264"><p>TV TRUISMS.... </p><p> </p><p>* Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. </p><p>* Good guys are always outnumbered. </p><p>* Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg. </p><p>* Heroes wear clothes that dirt won't stick to. </p><p>* Police never wait for back-up. </p><p>* Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt. </p><p>* Cars will explode in all accidents. </p><p>* Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness. </p><p>* All Oriental folks know karate. </p><p>* Cream pies are made to be thrown, not eaten. </p><p>* Everybody wins in Las Vegas. </p><p>* Nobody ever has trouble finding a parking spot. </p><p>* Housework is never needed. </p><p>* Everyone knows hot to pick a lock with one tool. </p><p>* Everyone knows how to hot-wire a car. </p><p>* Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases. </p><p>* The last 5 mins. of any show will explain the entire plot. </p><p>* Helicopters are attracted to mountains. </p><p>* If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. </p><p>* Your car will start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer. </p><p>* Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music. </p><p>* To kill a vampire, you must start out 5 mins. before sunset. </p><p>* The group always splits up to look for the alien. </p><p>* Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders. </p><p>* Rich people are unhappy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61264"] TV TRUISMS.... * Good guys always shoot better than bad guys. * Good guys are always outnumbered. * Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg. * Heroes wear clothes that dirt won't stick to. * Police never wait for back-up. * Car wheels screech on any corner, even on dirt. * Cars will explode in all accidents. * Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness. * All Oriental folks know karate. * Cream pies are made to be thrown, not eaten. * Everybody wins in Las Vegas. * Nobody ever has trouble finding a parking spot. * Housework is never needed. * Everyone knows hot to pick a lock with one tool. * Everyone knows how to hot-wire a car. * Street vendor's carts are magnetically attracted to high-speed car chases. * The last 5 mins. of any show will explain the entire plot. * Helicopters are attracted to mountains. * If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. * Your car will start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer. * Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music. * To kill a vampire, you must start out 5 mins. before sunset. * The group always splits up to look for the alien. * Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders. * Rich people are unhappy. [/QUOTE]
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