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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61269"><p>BEST EXCUSES WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK... </p><p> </p><p>* "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen." </p><p> </p><p> "This is just a 15 min. power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." </p><p> </p><p> "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper." </p><p> </p><p> "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement." </p><p> </p><p> "This is one of the 7 habits of highly effective people." </p><p> </p><p> "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." </p><p> </p><p> "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." </p><p> </p><p> "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." </p><p> </p><p> "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61269"] BEST EXCUSES WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK... * "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen." "This is just a 15 min. power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper." "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement." "This is one of the 7 habits of highly effective people." "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance." "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" [/QUOTE]
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