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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61282"><p>BLIND GOLF..... </p><p> </p><p>A priest, a doctor and a professional golfer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. </p><p>GOLFER: What's with these guys? We've been waiting over 15 mins.! </p><p>DOCTOR: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude. </p><p>PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him. Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They are rather slow, aren't they? </p><p>GEORGE: Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So, we let them play here anytime free of charge. </p><p>(SILENCE) </p><p> </p><p>PRIEST: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. </p><p>DOCTOR: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. </p><p>GOLFER: Why can't these guys play at night???</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61282"] BLIND GOLF..... A priest, a doctor and a professional golfer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. GOLFER: What's with these guys? We've been waiting over 15 mins.! DOCTOR: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude. PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him. Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They are rather slow, aren't they? GEORGE: Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So, we let them play here anytime free of charge. (SILENCE) PRIEST: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. DOCTOR: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. GOLFER: Why can't these guys play at night??? [/QUOTE]
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