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<blockquote data-quote="more" data-source="post: 61284"><p>**** MOM'S DICTIONARY **** </p><p> </p><p>AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. </p><p> </p><p>FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. </p><p> </p><p>FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. </p><p> </p><p>GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though you are raising them all wrong. </p><p> </p><p>OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. </p><p> </p><p>SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. </p><p> </p><p>STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. </p><p> </p><p>TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. </p><p> </p><p>TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="more, post: 61284"] **** MOM'S DICTIONARY **** AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though you are raising them all wrong. OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. [/QUOTE]
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