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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 128489" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>He-ing & She-ing</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been hei-ng and she-ing to stand up!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Half of his congregation stood up.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and he-ing to stand up!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A couple of men stood up.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been she-ing and she-ing to stand up!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Several women stood up.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The minister looked over his congregation and noticed that everyone was standing except Little Johnny.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The minister shouted out, "Brothers and Sisters, look at Little Johnny, can he be the only one without sin? Little Johnny, stand up… I guess you are the only one here who isn't committing sins. What do you have to say!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Little Johnny replied, "Reverend, you ain't said nothing about me-ing and me-ing!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 128489, member: 1246"] He-ing & She-ing [FONT=Times New Roman]The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been hei-ng and she-ing to stand up!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Half of his congregation stood up.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been he-ing and he-ing to stand up!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A couple of men stood up.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has been she-ing and she-ing to stand up!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Several women stood up.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The minister looked over his congregation and noticed that everyone was standing except Little Johnny.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The minister shouted out, "Brothers and Sisters, look at Little Johnny, can he be the only one without sin? Little Johnny, stand up… I guess you are the only one here who isn't committing sins. What do you have to say!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Little Johnny replied, "Reverend, you ain't said nothing about me-ing and me-ing!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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