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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 130708" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Pope's Visit</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">After his visit to Six Flags, the Pope headed for the mountains of Alaska to do some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campgrounds in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A helpless Democrat, wearing Birkenstocks, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">As he drove off, one of the loggers said, "Who was that guy?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Well," the logger said, "He may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 130708, member: 1246"] Pope's Visit [FONT=Times New Roman]After his visit to Six Flags, the Pope headed for the mountains of Alaska to do some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campgrounds in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A helpless Democrat, wearing Birkenstocks, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]As he drove off, one of the loggers said, "Who was that guy?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Well," the logger said, "He may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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