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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 130981" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Little old lady!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I was shopping at Kroger and noticed a little old lady following me around. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I st opped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at me. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said, </p><p> </p><p>"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." </p><p> </p><p>I answered, "That's okay."</p><p> </p><p>"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." </p><p> </p><p>She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom." </p><p> </p><p>The little old lady waved, and smiled back at me Pleased that I had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries.</p><p> </p><p>"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.." </p><p> </p><p>The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 130981, member: 1246"] Little old lady! I was shopping at Kroger and noticed a little old lady following me around. I st opped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at me. She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." I answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, I called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at me Pleased that I had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, I went to pay for my groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!! [/QUOTE]
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