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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 134085" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Cooking Terms</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Tongue A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Yogurt Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Recipe<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Porridge<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thick oatmeal rarely found on American tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "Putrid," "hORRId," and "sluDGE."</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Preheat<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Oven<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Microwave Oven<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Calorie<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.</span></span></li> </ul></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 134085, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Cooking Terms[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Tongue A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. [*]Yogurt Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.[/LIST][LIST] [*]Recipe[LIST] [*]A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat.[/LIST] [*]Porridge [LIST] [*]Thick oatmeal rarely found on American tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "Putrid," "hORRId," and "sluDGE."[/LIST] [*]Preheat [LIST] [*]To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.[/LIST] [*]Oven [LIST] [*]Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.[/LIST] [*]Microwave Oven [LIST] [*]Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.[/LIST] [*]Calorie [LIST] [*]Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.[/LIST] [/LIST][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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