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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1370771" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Horses and Chickens</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"I am." said the man. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1370771, member: 1246"] [B]Horses and Chickens[/B] [B]A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. [/B] [B]To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. [/B] [B]He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. [/B] [B]"I am." said the man. [/B] [B]"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" [/B] [B]The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." [/B] [B]"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. [/B] [B]"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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